Scouse Joke

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by gunner24130544, Oct 23, 2010.

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  1. Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool. If it walked it would get mugged.:eye:
  2. oh very funny..
  3. Oh,my aching sides.
  4. Little 3 year old scouse girl watching her mum wash the dishes asks"Why are your hands so soft and smooth mummy, is it because you use Fairy Liquid"

    "No, it's because I'm 14"
  5. Don't get it.
  6. Ah, so you're Canadian then?

    She (the mum) was pregnant at 11, it happens quite a lot in Liverpool.

    Try googling Jeremy Kyle !
  7. Haha, I like it.
  8. Canadian by choice. British ( Bootle ) by birth.
    Pregnant 11 year olds. Maybe they all play for Liverpool.
  9. Hardly an armed forces joke, thickhead!
  10. Try typing thick twat comes up with GunnerWho
  11. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Nice to see that all the posters have the reknowned "Liverpuddlian sense of humour" :)
  12. Whats the differnce between a scouser and Batman?

    Batman can go out without Robbin. eh eh eh eh eh eh.......
  13. Hardly anything new..we have heard them all before you woolyback c unts!
  14. Stunned to discover I live in only City in UK that has under-age mothers and street crime.