Scouse Joke

#4
Oh,my aching sides.
 
#5
Little 3 year old scouse girl watching her mum wash the dishes asks"Why are your hands so soft and smooth mummy, is it because you use Fairy Liquid"

"No, it's because I'm 14"
 
#7
Ah, so you're Canadian then?

She (the mum) was pregnant at 11, it happens quite a lot in Liverpool.

Try googling Jeremy Kyle !
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
Nice to see that all the posters have the reknowned "Liverpuddlian sense of humour" :)
 
#13
Whats the differnce between a scouser and Batman?

Batman can go out without Robbin. eh eh eh eh eh eh.......
 
#15
Stunned to discover I live in only City in UK that has under-age mothers and street crime.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
why do pigeons fly upside down over merseyside?

it's not worth sh1tting on.


how can you spot the bride at a scouse wedding?

she's the one in the white shellsuit.


why wasnt christ born on merseyside?

have you tried to find three wise men and a virgin in liverpool??


What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?

A scouser wouldn't know how to milk a cow.
 
#17
why do pigeons fly upside down over merseyside?

it's not worth sh1tting on.


how can you spot the bride at a scouse wedding?

she's the one in the white shellsuit.


why wasnt christ born on merseyside?

have you tried to find three wise men and a virgin in liverpool??


What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?

A scouser wouldn't know how to milk a cow.
love them :)
 
#20
A few years ago I was based in Liverpool as a reg in a TA unit and remember one particular episode of scousers taking offence that really made me laugh.

Marks and Spencer had just closed their Liverpool branch because of all the shoplifting. Of course all the scousers were up in arms about this, and when asked for his view, the Chairman of M&S said, "I don't know why they are complaining. All they have to do is steal a car and drive to Warrington."
 
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