Scottish World Cup Anthem

#1
I don't know about you, but I really miss Scotland at the world cup. Mostly I miss trainloads of drunken Scots molesting the crack whores and covent garden nuns while singing dire football anthems. I thought they could do with a song to cheer them up for this world cup.

Here's my effort, I think you know the tune:


O floowerrr of Scotland
When wull we see
You on the pitch
That played and lost for
Your wee bit hill and glen
And soon dismayed them
Poor tartan army
And sent them homeward
Tae think again

The shelf is bare now
And autumn leaves lie thick and still
O'er trophies long lost now
Which those so dearly held
For we've dismayed them
Poor tartan army
And sent them homeward
Tae think again

Those days are passed now
And in the past they will remain
But we can still rise now
And be embarrassed again
Poor tartan army
Will always go homeward
Tae think again


Any other suggestions to cheer up our Caledonian parasites?
 
#2
Very good, come up with that on yer own?
 
#3
cernunnos said:
Any other suggestions to cheers up our Hibernian parasites.
Irish parasites? vv poor - extra lat for you.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#4
Were staying at home!
Were staying at home!
Football is staying at home!
 
#6
IMHO you should really have a team before you can have a football national anthem, I don't believe the Porridge wogs need an anthem!
 
#7
Maybe Scotland doesnt have a good team at the moment, but at least they have their OWN national anthem.

Its slightly ironic that the same sentiment can be applied to the equally barren English trophy cuboard.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#9
1966 ??
 
#10
Interesting to see a Scot (I assume), try to take lumps out of a transplanted Scot (who is a god when it comes to marital relations), over the issue of a song.

The inevitable flaccid comments about England are amusing too.
 
#11
As a jock I find that poem quite amusing. Nicely done.

Then again we can take a joke, unlike the legions of whining English cnuts on here bleating because we wont support them or because we dare to wear a t-shirt advocating supporting "Anyone But England".
 
#12
Oh look! Another Eng-ger-land v's Scotland thread. How novel! We havent seen one of these since the three or four threads below it! :roll:

I honestly cant wait until the England team are on the plane home and this boring shite is over and done with.
Yes Im Scottish, no I dont give a fcuk about the Scottish team, the English team or any fecking team of over paid prima donna wendyballers that kick a bag of air around.
 

Auld-Yin

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#13
Thanks for that wee poem - very witty :D

It is of course very considerate of you to post this on the anniversary of The Battle of Bannockburn when the home team had a resounding victory. :twisted:

A.B.E.
 
#14
How about this little ditty:

And did those boys, just really hae
Another great escape
And did they only put one past
A nation so small and crass

And yet its like, they won the cup
When in all truth, they fucked it up
For now they must overcome
The team that spank them 3 stars to 1.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
I believe that the porridge eaters sing it slightly different when they're on the road, with their bottles of Buckfast.

It actually goes like this:

O flwrrrrrsssscnnnnn
Wnnnnnnsseeeeaah
Ynnnnptcchhhhh
Thautplaaidscttnnnnnn
Yerweeebitnglnnnnnnn
nnndsnnndismmmmdem
pooooortartenaaarmmeeeee
nnnsndeemmmmhomewaaaard
Taaaeee thunk agaiiiiin

the sheeerrrff izzzz baarenoooo
aaaanndbblaahssjjdddjkdj
ssssnnnnffffgggggg
bleeeaarrrgghhhh!!!!!!
och ya fukkazzzzz
aaall ave yeeezzz!
kooontz!
 
#17
Feck Sakes Girls Get a Fecking Grip


Magic
 
#18
ULTRAS99 said:
How about this little ditty:

And did those boys, just really hae
Another great escape
And did they only put one past
A nation so small and crass

And yet its like, they won the cup
When in all truth, they fucked it up
For now they must overcome
The team that spank them 3 stars to 1.
Never a truer word spoken. Very good effort.
Come on the Boxtops
 
#20
Mods could we not have a couple of new forums?
1)Scots v English v Scouser, and
2)Paras v anybody really?

It would save time.
 

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