Scottish romance

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by ugly, Oct 26, 2011.

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly
    smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.
    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall,
    he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping
    the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
    With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen.
    Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven,
    for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite scones.
    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Scottish wife of sixty years,
    seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees
    in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge
    of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon.......
  2. Och! Leave them alone, man. They're for the wake!
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  3. HHH

    HHH LE

    That was the punchline for that joke the last time i heard it.
  4. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    That was the idea!
    Give yourself a banana but ffs stay away from the scones!

    Some mornings its hardly worth chewing through the straps! Sent from my Blackberry!