So in a nutshell what you're saying is "It's oor rubbish"?My point may have been too subtle. Let me explain.
We, as Scots, are different from everyone else and especially our southern neighbours. As such, only we can make decisions for ourselves if completely unfettered from things like Unions, as we are gifted with an internal brilliance that means that we will make fairer, gentler decisions than anyone else. We are by nature caring and compassionate not just to our fellow man (except for certain types who do not deserve it) but also to the environment we live in. This of course automatically applies to anyone born here but don't worry - if you exhibit the same thought process then you become one of us through a process known as Civic Nationalism, where you are welcomed by us with open arms.
Of course, if you do not exhibit these traits then you can only be English. Or possibly Israeli.
So whoever is dumping that gash, it cannot be a Scot.
Unless of course it turns out they we are not that different after all. But that cannot be right. Can it?