It would be a shame if someone mixed up their postal vote with this.Exsqueeze me?? I haven't even opened the envelope yet, sterility concerns, but now I'm worried.
The single stick thing, is it like a DNA swab, except up the poop chute and give it a good swirl around? If it is, I'm afraid I may go for the old fashioned option of a log in a Tupperware dish and let them fire away as required.
Edit...wife was intrigued (wahayyy!) and opened the envelope. She has informed me that it is indeed the stick variant and it is to be returned to Ninewells Hospital in Dundee. After reading a lot of posts on here about Dundee, option B will be put into effect immediately.