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Scottish Independence - The Elephant in the Room

#1
If Scotland becomes independent what happens to Mods of Scottish origin (mosos)?

If they do remain as mods will they be moderating under Scottish Law or UK Law?

I wrote to Alex Salmond but he hasn't replied yet.
 
#6
Mr Alex Salmon perhaps will have his 'head turned' just like Teflon B'liar did when he was in the shadows of the Mega Rich, Famous and Squillionaires. When Salmon becomes 'First Amongst Equals', he becomes the First Elected Prime Minister-President of the Marxist EU Scottish State..... When the money runs out, he and his SNP One Party State will have much explaining to do when the money runs out...... Perhaps he will blame it all on Maggie Thatcher like all Left Wingers..... (Hmm, yes I did take my Meds this morning). ( of course... all is alleged, so there....!)
 

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#9
If Scotland becomes independent what happens to Mods of Scottish origin (mosos)?

If they do remain as mods will they be moderating under Scottish Law or UK Law?

I wrote to Alex Salmond but he hasn't replied yet.
Once again this is not the real question, or rather one that has been worded incorrectly!

The real question is"When Scotland gains its rightful place on the world
stage as a country in its own right,what happens to the Mods of English origin?"

Once again the OP has made the assumption that the organisation in question is an English one. While I accept that the English are tolerated as posters (and some Mods) ARRSE is not exclusive to one nation.

And as this is the NAAFI you can all go and fuck yersels. :)
 
#10
I thought the film trainspotting was exagerating Scotlands drug problem then I saw this....

Abortion.jpg

That must have been some top quality smack to approve that abortion. Bearing in mind that the city has some fantastic buildings.
 
#12
Once again this is not the real question, or rather one that has been worded incorrectly!

The real question is"When Scotland gains its rightful place on the world
stage as a country in its own right,what happens to the Mods of English origin?"

Once again the OP has made the assumption that the organisation in question is an English one. While I accept that the English are tolerated as posters (and some Mods) ARRSE is not exclusive to one nation.

And as this is the NAAFI you can all go and fuck yersels. :)
If this was a site of Scottish origin the surely it would have been called ERRSE?
 

Fang_Farrier

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#13
Before we go any further on yet another Scotland Thread I can get some clarification on the pie issue.

Are we talking proper butcher's pies here or the good ones, running with grease and non-identifiable meat type fillings?

Are they fresh from the oven or have they cooled down, spent the day in the back of a lorry and then zapped in a microwave?
 
#14
Before we go any further on yet another Scotland Thread I can get some clarification on the pie issue.

Are we talking proper butcher's pies here or the good ones, running with grease and non-identifiable meat type fillings?

Are they fresh from the oven or have they cooled down, spent the day in the back of a lorry and then zapped in a microwave?
perhaps more pressing is the question of are they deepfried or not...
 
#15
Before we go any further on yet another Scotland Thread I can get some clarification on the pie issue.

Are we talking proper butcher's pies here or the good ones, running with grease and non-identifiable meat type fillings?

Are they fresh from the oven or have they cooled down, spent the day in the back of a lorry and then zapped in a microwave?
We are talking the pies that you have to run 56km to justify!
 
#16
Can anyone remember whether the Pie Act (Scotland) of 1709 outlawed thick pie cases or crusts? I know English law says that the infill must be jelly but I'm sure there was a Scottish amendment that allowed for the use of Gravy and hardly any crust. (the fucking heathens)
 
#18
It's not really an issue because when Scotland does become independent, they'll be unable to pay for their electricity and interweb bills so unless OXFAM gives them a few clockwork PCs and they live close enough to the border to pick up WiFi, they will never be able to access ARRSE again.
They don't have shit like electricity, WiFi and the Interweb in Scotland. It's all gingers in caves, rain and wild haggis roaming the fcuking gloaming.
 

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