Scottish Border Agency Citizen Test

#2
If you want to be a Jockistani try this test:

Take The Test - Scottish Border Agency

The sad thing is I got 16 out of 17 right, and I only lived there for two years in the 70's.
16/17. Got the trick question about Rangers wrong.

Its shite anyway, no mention of buying Buckfast, the best improvised weapons for maiming others or how good is a munchy box.

And it says you can't shoot haggis which is a lie. I shot one with an air rifle when I was 9.
 

Fang_Farrier

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#3
16/17. Got the trick question about Rangers wrong.

Its shite anyway, no mention of buying Buckfast, the best improvised weapons for maiming others or how good is a munchy box.

And it says you can't shoot haggis which is a lie. I shot one with an air rifle when I was 9.
If you only wound a haggis, it can get right aggressive!
 
#9
15 / 17, sad enough for a sassenach, next time I'm in Perth I'll be conducting interviews in the chippy about the fate of my second jumbo sausage!
 

CanteenCowboy

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#12
14 and I've never lived in Scotland in my life! Oh dear God, how do I explain this one to my folks - Welsh father and English mother...

Ah, your Celtic lineage is revealed, I got 16 out of 16, Rangers question is 'questionable' and I have never been to Dundee (apart from Barry Budoon ranges, which I have been assured are the best bit of it), and I only came back to Scotland six months ago after nine years 'dawn sarth'.
 
#13
15 / 17, sad enough for a sassenach, next time I'm in Perth I'll be conducting interviews in the chippy about the fate of my second jumbo sausage!
The jumbo sausage question was a load of shite. Jumbo would imply larger than normal. A sausage supper contains 2 sausages. A SINGLE sausage supper contains 1. By that logic a jumbo sausage supper would contain more than 2.

Obviously written by a fucktard who eats salad. The cretin.
 
#19
As a true Englishman, I ignore anything to do with Scotland or any other 3rd world countries. We don't need citizenship tests to go there, just force of arms and a superior heritage will suffice.
 

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