Scots top UK drinking table

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  1. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  2. That implies waste. And everybody knows that that would never, ever, happen.

    Unless it was being paid for by an Englander. Preferably a Little one.
  3. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Who? The shandy drinkers?
  4. I've been to Scotland and I can see why they drink so much.
  5. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    It's because of the neighbours!
  6. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    I've recently moved to Scotland and my consumption has increased by 23%, just so as I blend in.
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You are better off with a single malt rather than these blends :)
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  8. I drink in Scotland on my way to and from work, I'm glad to be contributing towards this.

    Reminds me of a Frankie Boyle classic.

    English bloke in a Glasgow bar 'Could I have a vodka and coke please?'

    Barman ' We dinnae dae cocktails!'
  9. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Well this is certainly surprising news!
  10. And I do believe Motherwell is the heart attack capital of the world. How I miss the old place. As Frankie Boyle also said "Glasgow. It's just like Paris. After a nuclear war."
  11. Thinking on, if Buckfast was re-classified as a tonic then the percentage would change - a lot.
  12. As can be clearly seen from the table at the bottom. The English and Welsh have laid off the booze as the recession bites, but the Jocks are going to drink their way through it.