Scots top UK drinking table

I drink in Scotland on my way to and from work, I'm glad to be contributing towards this.

Reminds me of a Frankie Boyle classic.

English bloke in a Glasgow bar 'Could I have a vodka and coke please?'

Barman ' We dinnae dae cocktails!'
As can be clearly seen from the table at the bottom. The English and Welsh have laid off the booze as the recession bites, but the Jocks are going to drink their way through it.
Good grief, people who live in Scotland drink more then southerners.

Could this be due to waking up and going 'Oh no, I live in Scotland! Maybe if I drink enough then I'll forget, thank the Lord for Bucky, made in God's country down south.

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