Scotrail No Ticket!!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Krieg-Hammer, Dec 12, 2011.

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  1. Just like when Big Innes sorted out the neds in Still Game...... good for him, hope he was in a hurry to get home on a promise of a BJ.
     
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  2. ha ha i'm loving all the comments below, "he's just a big bully" "it's assault he should be charged" moaning bleeding heart tools
     
  3. Typical numptie...
     
  4. Scottish bastards!
     
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  5. Poor wee chap, nobody offerred to pay for his ticket. Tight fisted jock twats.
     
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  6. Why should they, unmanned stations have these polite BIG signs stating tickets can be purchased onboard.
    If someone is preventing you from getting home on time, how would you have acted in the big fellas shows.

    Short sharp shock worked although the kids got a fright.
     
  7. That fat man could have paid for his ticket.
     
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    One notes nobody asked to see the fat boys ticket? All Scotch are bullies at the end of the day.
     
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  9. Was said zug pulled by a Deltic?
     
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  10. YER BAWS! Well done the large chap.
     
  11. Nuff said
    best of malcolm tucker - YouTube
     
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  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    A Scotch bird tells it like it is in support of the fat ****** who terrified that ugly old doll and her ginger kids.



    Scotch. The gift that keeps giving.
     
  13. I assume the wee scrote has already got lawyered up,and as we speak is preparing his case for assault,wrongful arrest,public humiliation,breaching his human rights etc etc
     
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  14. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator