Scotland

We don't have one, we aren't that insecure as to cling onto past glories before we became an enslaved nation.
*Cough*"Special relationship"*Cough*
 
This one of the SNPeeeeees and Wee Nippie's plans to get the good folks of Edinburgh involved in 'policing matters'... the SNPeeee need the cash to build a Presdenial Palace for Wee'Eck Salmon when he becomes First President of the Socialist Republic of Scotland.
 
It's all pretty simple really.
What's really important in this short life?

Scotland 1


England 0

Guess where I'm headed.
Have a nice day choking on your shit and please accept my deepest sympathy.
That will be all from me chaps.;)
 
Some posters here just aren’t trying hard enough. Rather than merely insulting the Scots I’m a Scouser and I moved to Scotland. Have that, you Scotch bastards.
 
Some posters here just aren’t trying hard enough. Rather than merely insulting the Scots I’m a Scouser and I moved to Scotland. Have that, you Scotch bastards.
We're a charitable bunch and frequently take in refugees.
 
It's all pretty simple really.
What's really important in this short life?

Scotland 1


England 0

Guess where I'm headed.
Have a nice day choking on your shit and please accept my deepest sympathy.
That will be all from me chaps.;)
I’m reminded of what terry Wogan said about similarily picturesque ( and empty) Ireland. “ you can’t eat the scenery”
 
Scots are so broke and tight they want your grandma to enforce speed limits.

Elderly residents offered speed guns in new road safety initiative
GODWINS LAW ALERT

It often amazes people who believe that the Gestapo were an ever-present shadowy presence lurking behind every corner that it actually had only a very small proportion of directly employed personnel compared to overall population. For example, in Dusseldorf the local office had only 281 to cover the entire population of the Lower Rhine, around 4m people. And yet they were able to create a sustained myth that they were everywhere. Source.

Turned out they weren't - but an eager (or suitably frightened) population made up the difference as they often fell over themselves to report others, for whatever their motivation might be. Highly effective. I believe our KGB buddies worked on similar principles.

This was how they did it. Policing by over-eager consent?

For the old biddies involved, on an unrelated note there is a sale on at the moment for lace curtains at their local furniture store.
 
It's all pretty simple really.
What's really important in this short life?

Scotland 1


England 0

Guess where I'm headed.
Have a nice day choking on your shit and please accept my deepest sympathy.
That will be all from me chaps.;)
Alternatively : Picture of useless land that can take dozens of people at a time as a leisure activity, vs thousands going to work to generate the wealth that allows them to "get away from it all" and tramp over said useless land for 1 week a decade.
 
On the seventh day, God created Scotland.

Before he set about the task, the Lord was good enough to consult his first prospective Scotsman, McAdam:

God: Now then McAdam, I'm about to create Scotland. It will be your own land in which to live, prosper and multiply. How would you like it?

McAdam: Well now God, seeing as you ask, I'd like beautiful mountains filled with bonnie rivers, waterfalls and lochs.

And so it came to pass.

God: There are your mountains, rivers, waterfalls and lochs, McAdam. What else do you desire for Scotland?

McAdam: Ach well now, it would be awful nice to have fishes in the rivers and lochs, for the fishing.

And so it came to pass. The rivers and lochs were filled with fine salmon and trout.

God: There are your fish, McAdam. What else?

McAdam: Let me see, now. What about some sheep on the hills for the wool and the meat?

And so it came to pass. Sheep were created and cattle and deer.

By now, God was a little tired and thirsty through his labours and said,

God: McAdam, I need a short rest before I continue creating Scotland for you.

McAdam: Och sure, God. I'll away and put on the kettle just now.

God and McAdam sat for a few minutes drinking their tea and gazing out over the wondrous new creation that was becoming Scotland. Presently, God felt refreshed and, once again, ready to resume his labours.

God: That's better, McAdam. Now, what else would you like for your Scotland?

McAdam: Well God, I was thinking of bountiful forests, some bonnie heather, golden eagles and a few other things. But before you start, God... that'll be sixpence for the tea.
 

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I never did it on duty tbf. I just can't stomach a song that once contained the line "rebellious Scots to crush".
Crushed by Loyal Scots.
 

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