Scotch heathens stoop to new culinary low......

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Dec 21, 2011.

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  1. I was hoping it was going to be deep fried Panda (while stocks last)
     
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  2. Deep Fried...way to go!
     
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  3. No point trying to butter up the porridge wogs then! Already self service I see :wink:
     
  4. Mmmmm Irn Bru batter!

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Irn Bru ice cream :)
     
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  5. Mmmmmmmm deep fried grouse


    Mmmmmmm deep fried venison
     
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  6. Deep fried Morris dancers next!
     
  7. Wee tally cafe in St Andrews has been punting it for years.
     
  8. That picture in the link gave me the dry boak.
     
  9. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    As does the Plaza in Ardrossan
     
  10. Fat, fried in fat. The mind boggles.
     
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  11. All in the name of medical science there, wee man. Scotland is at the forefront and is pushing the envelope of coronary heart disease to it's outer limits, going where angels fear to tread...

    ...to the infirmary and beyond!!
     
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  12. I tried a deep-fried Mars Bar and, surprisingly, it wasn't as sickly as you'd expect. If one had to endure an existence in a bleak, uncivilised place one might find comfort in such fare, especially with the traditional heroin accompaniment.
     
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  13. if you order it make sure you get a Diet Coke as a bevvy.
     
  14. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Next you'll be telling me that pizza crunchies are bad for you. Yes, this is a pizza, lovingly dipped in batter and then deep fried.
     

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