Riding a moped is like shagging a fat chick.

Good fun, but you don't want your mates to find out.
Only it's not a moped
Excuse my idiocy. Keep forgetting there's a difference between scooters and mopeds.

Apart from the spelling, of course.

Still embarrassing to ride, as is a fat chick.


By happy coincidence, we learned this week that Arte-et-Marte has a four-legged companion called 'Scooter'.


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Personally I've always found his style a bit too cheesy and commercial for my liking. it's the kind of music Belgians listen too.

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