Scooby Doo and the case of the London Bombers

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MrPVRd, Aug 19, 2005.

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  1. Clearly with the Met in crisis (the top part anyway), outside help is needed in tracking down terrorists wanting to blow up the Tube. This is what might happen:

    The Mystery Machine arrives outside Kings' Cross.

    A bearded potential suicide bomber scares away Scooby and Shaggy (with Scooby jumping into Shaggy's arms).

    Fred and Daphne go off for a sh@g, leaving Velma alone with a torch.

    Scooby Doo and Shaggy head across the road to McDonalds and eat it empty.

    Fred and Daphne reappear after their sh@g.

    The suicide bomber gets chased throughout the station and finally captured (alive).

    The mask of the suicide bomber is pulled off and the culprit is revealed to be none other than Ken Livingstone, who wants to drive down property prices and buy the land to build lots of municipal glass gherkins.

    He says "you pesky kids....I could have gotten away with it" and is led off by Sir Ian Blair.

    Scooby goes "heeheeheeheeheeheehee"

  2. I'ld like a go on Daphne myself.
  3. I dunno i reckon Velma would be a right dirtbag in the sacK, Probably takes it up the ricker and those specks just get the whole dirty Librarian thing going.
  4. I'm sure that walt Disney studios could do any type of animation for the right price.

    Velma sucking Scooby's dog nob, Shaggy rimming Scooby whilst Daphne pleasures herself with a 30mm drill round. In fact why not...........................shiite.

  5. I agree Bully. Ozric have you learnt nothing. Go ugly early to avoid disappointment. You'll never get anywhere with Daphne, not while Fred continues to wear that lovely cravat. Besides Velma is gagging for it and they call them spunk deflectors for nothing.
  6. I would pay to see that!!!
  7. Well it makes perfect sense, two women like that, they're bound to 'want it'. See thread on 'Pornutopia', all the evidence is there.
  8. Do you think that Velma offers up a special "Scooby Snack" for her own amusement?
  9. Actually it was Hanna/ Barbera productions that did Scooby Doo.

    Not that I'm a pedantic, nit-picking cnut or anything.
  10. Cheers V.

    Have you a contact for the afore mentioned Hanna / Barbera duo? I'm still very interested in seeing Velma sucking Scooby etc.

    P.S Does Barbera do double penetration? Okay, it may indeed be a fella but the question still stands!
  11. I think the casting couch works in Hollywood for animals too.

    I Once saw a very poor quality video of a bird sucking off a great dane (The video being the property of a now deceased RN matelot, who died of a fags/lager/curry overdose a couple of years ago)Maybe Scooby had to make the obligatory porn film before the bigger better roles came along.

    Somehow, I dont think it will ever appear on 'Before they were famous' though...
  12. Which other cartoon laydeez would you want to pork though? I always fancied Betty Rubble but I reckon Wilma would be the filthy one. I bet she loves a bit of hoop stretching.

    Betty, Wilma, Jessica Rabbit and Pielover with a tub of ice cream and a fray bentos chicken and mush...oh dear, I seem to have soiled myself...
  13. I wouldn't have minded banging the softly spoken rabbit out of Watership Down.

    If I remember rightly he was killed whilst trying to cross a road. A crying shame, or indeed Crying Game.
  14. I've mentioned it before, but the Cadbury's Caramel rabbit would badly get it. So would the chicks who hung out with Captain Caveman. Penelope Pitstop would also find her way into my gimp dungeon, and don't even get me started on Janice the telephone operator from Hong-Kong-Phooey's police station.