Schooly Stuff.

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  1. I've just had to go through my "Box of Tricks" to find some photos of me and the real Dale's mum getting sloshed, and of him as a child so we can make him look stupid.

    I found a couple of things. I don't know where to start.

    There is a photocopy of a letter from Liverpool Institute High School for Girls, Blackburne House, Liverpool L8 7PF.

    You all know my real name anyway, so for the purpose of the exercise, my name is Dale.

    I shit you not with the spelling and stuff.

    Then I shall move on to the school report. Autumn Term Term 1990:

    Dale has been satisfactory.

    Mrs Leglu also said:
    Ooooh, when do I gain my confidence?

    Just goes to show you. What they see of you in the early years might be absolute trump. It's what you make of yourself with their guidance that helps.

    I need a piss.
  2. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

  3. and at the end of your time in the Army

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  4. You just want me to woof at you, don't you?

    Blackburne House ladies do not do that.
  5. Was that an "approved" school?
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  6. well she hasn't been formally kicked out just yet, so I'll leave the number out till we know what it is.
  7. I'm fucking disappointed after reading the thread title I can tell you :pissedoff:
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  8. Someone's got a lot to answer for................................
  9. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Despite appearances, that wasn't actually a doggy pun. It was more an appreciation of the covert skills employed in masking your real name with one so dissimilar :)
  10. Erm, did you two want a kicking?

    They've painted the door red.
  11. Fixed that for you.
  12. You just got huffed.

    I'd just to like say that I think that dog caught it from me.

    He may be ginger, and he may be a bit ooh and a bit arr, but he is mine. (and Mrs Toppers)
  13. You WANT to see sluggy in school uniform? You're one sick puppy.
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  14. Read my location, Chorlton :wink:
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  15. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    WTF are you lot on about? Bit early for the mind altering drugs innit?