Schools should teach kids how to view porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Apr 26, 2013.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  2. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    With kid being far more IT literate than we are and with parents who buy them I phones kindle hd things i SUSPECT THEY SEE ALL THE PORN THEIR GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS CAN HANDLE . AAAAW cap fercking locks
     
  3. No one ever "taught" me to view porn. I've managed so far!
     
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  4. My porn viewing skills are mostly self-taught.

    What kids need are the skills to hide the filth from their parents, teachers, school snitches, prefects, little brothers & sisters.
     
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  5. I've got the hang of most of it,but I must admit the left-handed typing still causes some issues.
     
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  6. Ha, I'm ambi.....ampi....am.... I can use both hands!
     
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  7. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    I'm so pleased that I put this in the Naafi.
     
  8. I still recall the joy of one of the lads stealing his father's 'Ribald' porn magazine and bringing it to school when we were around ten years old back in the 70's. Grubby mitts passing it around with wide eyes. Now it's the net, no big deal in my book, after all sex is the only reason we are alive (perpetuation of the species). Just as long as they keep stringing the purveyors of kiddy porn up by the balls! These are the fucked up maggots kids should be educated against.
     
  9. Ambidextrous Rex! Lead electric triangle in the band 'Tow the wet sprocket'.
     
  10. Yes, we had something similar called T Rex. But, obviously on the advice of the Emperor Mong, at the height of his success he drove his Mini into a tree. He's with the Angels now.......
     
  11. Porn Fairy: Hi, I need to sign on.
    Job Centre bod: And why is that?
    Porn Fairy: Bloody internet has put me out of business.
    Job Centre bod: What was your last job?
    Porn Fairy: Umm, distributing jazz mags.
    Job Centre bod: And what did this entail?
    Porn Fairy: Well mainly spreading used copies of Razzle and Reader's Wives in the undergrowth.
    Job Centre bod: I see, well there's a vacancy at the paper recycling plant.
    Porn Fairy: Hmm, I don't think that would give me the same job satisfaction.
     
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