School Project - Need Help

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  1. Niece has to do a project over holidays [ what kind of teacher has she? ]- Morals/Ethics Course [ guess it ties into the Christmas ethos somehow ] Needs to define the limits/differences between:

    Suggestive/Sexy - Erotic - Porn.. [gee, maybe I should be going back to school..]..

    Naturally, I knew right away that the vast collective expertise of ARRSE would not fail me in outlining the parameters and boundaries to these...

    with your help I know she can get an "A"...

    [In the interests of being properly academic, I'm assuming it has more to do than just amount of skin/body parts showing?...]
  2. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Its all in the lighting or colour depth

    That simple

    Black and white = Erotica
    Colour = Porn

    Shadows and moody lighting = Erotica
    Flat lighting = porn

    Doesn't matter what the subject matter, a basic t1t shot or full on double fisting the basic rules apply

    If she wants to get her A levels, send her round to my house
  3. Obvious, read/look at it, if it makes you want to have a wank its porn if not it's art.
  4. Can we have a picture of your niece and for the benefit of jarrod,has she got any brothers? :wink:
  5. Erotic = Feather, Porn = the whole chicken.
  6. That is patently incorrect. What you're saying is that all gay porn is art.
  7. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I'm trying to recall the correct quote but something along the lines of is she's wearing Chanel (or some other famous french designer) then it's erotica, not porn.

    Also you could say that if it's larger than an A4 sheet and in a frame then it's Art!
  8. picture of a nun - with makeup sucking her finger - suggestive

    picture of a nun - flashing garter belt - suggestive/sexy

    picture of a sexy nun undressing with another sexy nun and a dildo shown - erotic

    both of them going at it hammer and tongs - porn

    and no i have no nun porn although you could replace nun with trafic warden, secretary, bird in ice cream parlor

    arty pics are posed, porn are stills of a sound thrashing
  9. What age is your neice.I'm not asking in a pervy way,but I'm curious what prompted the teacher to pose such a question.
  10. Admit it, you just want to find out what pictures your missus is going to let you hang in the house, aren't you?

    "But Dear, it's Art, see the ARRSErs say so!"
  11. You need to inspire her to push boundaries, a still shot of her stinking gap wrapped around a crucifix and covered in red gloss paint would be a start, id also pay a fortune to go and see a Bible smeared with her own finger applied and kiddie meal festooned pooh
  12. This is a good link

    You might have to censor it first :wink: :wink:
  13. I'm passionate about education, so I'll help.

    I'll massage his prostate while she sucks.
  14. Would that be an oven ready Chicken or a Frozen one, I only ask as I want to know whether what I'm doing to tomorrows dinner is Erotica or porn.
  15. It doesn't matter, as soon as you start stuffing it, it's porn.