School play

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Farmerbleep, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. "Dad ! Dad!" says the lad, "I'm in the school play!" Terribly excited.

    "Great stuff" replies Dad "What part did you get?"

    "I get to play a 43 year old married man"

    "Well better luck next year son, you might get a speaking part"...