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School play

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"Dad ! Dad!" says the lad, "I'm in the school play!" Terribly excited.

"Great stuff" replies Dad "What part did you get?"

"I get to play a 43 year old married man"

"Well better luck next year son, you might get a speaking part"...
 

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