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School Muckout day, any ideas?

#1
Hi again,

Got last day of school coming up before Uni, yay, and traditionally we go wild and properly muck the place up.
I'm sure you've all been there before! :mrgreen::party:

Any ideas? Thought about hiding in overnight and unscrewing all of the legs off the chairs and locking them away, but want to go a bit more extreme...only got three boys arrested last time :threaten:

Of course, got smoke grenades and thunderflashes to bomb everyone coming in early :)

What did any of you do, or would you do in hindsight?
 
#4
Juvenile tw*t,,When you are ready to sign up (if you are going to) you will need to provide not only your school report but also a statement of character from your headmaster,,,It's not going to read well is it !!!......
 
#6
Some years ago...

We unscrewed all the door hinges overnight, then replaced the doors back in the frames.

Also, big bang theory - sheldon gets revenge - YouTube
All I'm saying is, one in the cistern and one in the bowl...

Durham did the best one I've ever heard of. Proffed diversion signs all year, then diverted the entire traffic of the south circular through their headmaster's driveway.
 
#7
You pop down the gym with a nice sharp knife, and you know that cute PE Teacher you've always had a thing about? Well, fill ya boots.

Go on, you know she wants it, the dirty bitch!

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#11
Release 4 chickens/sheep/pigs numbered 1, 2, 3 and 5, that makes for a fun day. Also fish in tinfoil behind the radiators makes a nice smell. Using the 6th year prefects we spread word that there was a 5th year photograph in the main quad, once gathered we dropped ballons full of various liquids (and the ocasional solid ^_~ ) from the upstairs windows. I miss school!
 
#13
Release 4 chickens/sheep/pigs numbered 1, 2, 3 and 5, that makes for a fun day. Also fish in tinfoil behind the radiators makes a nice smell. Using the 6th year prefects we spread word that there was a 5th year photograph in the main quad, once gathered we dropped ballons full of various liquids (and the ocasional solid ^_~ ) from the upstairs windows. I miss school!
OK I'll bite. Why no number 4?
 
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goatrutar

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#15
Release 4 chickens/sheep/pigs numbered 1, 2, 3 and 5, that makes for a fun day. Also fish in tinfoil behind the radiators makes a nice smell. Using the 6th year prefects we spread word that there was a 5th year photograph in the main quad, once gathered we dropped ballons full of various liquids (and the ocasional solid ^_~ ) from the upstairs windows. I miss school!
That's just sad. Sad beyond fucking words.
 
#16
Alternatively, think of your own future.

You will need a reference one day, almost certainly. Whether you like it or not, you'll be asked for details of the secondary school you went to in just about any job application you make. You'll never know if they contact the school.... I once had to write a reference for someone who had left school 12 years earlier. It wasn't a goood one either. Mess them around on your last day and it might very welll come back and bite you years later, but look on the bright side as you'll probably never know it. You'll just wonder why you don't seem to get interviews for jobs. And if the police get involved... Well, just think about all the career paths that you might not be interested in now that you might want to go into once you've been to uni - you know the ones, those that require CRB clearance that you'll no longer be able to get.

One school just a couple of miles from me dealt with a trouble maker on the last day very effectively. Beforee he had a chance to get to the end of the day and leave the headteacher had managed to get through the entire paperwork for a permanent exclusion in just 15 minutes and the lad was escorted off the premises. Just imagine the effect a permanent exclusion on your record would have on the mind of a future prospective employer.
 

jarrod248

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#18
Hi again,

Got last day of school coming up before Uni, yay, and traditionally we go wild and properly muck the place up.
I'm sure you've all been there before! :mrgreen::party:

Any ideas? Thought about hiding in overnight and unscrewing all of the legs off the chairs and locking them away, but want to go a bit more extreme...only got three boys arrested last time :threaten:

Of course, got smoke grenades and thunderflashes to bomb everyone coming in early :)

What did any of you do, or would you do in hindsight?
Why not let me bum you, that's be hilarious.
 
#19
Release 4 chickens/sheep/pigs numbered 1, 2, 3 and 5, that makes for a fun day. Also fish in tinfoil behind the radiators makes a nice smell. Using the 6th year prefects we spread word that there was a 5th year photograph in the main quad, once gathered we dropped ballons full of various liquids (and the ocasional solid ^_~ ) from the upstairs windows. I miss school!
Yeah that's a good gag, thing is they did it a few years ago... :blank:
 
#20
Even though I was a fucking terror (scratch that - 'a little high spirited', don'tcha know), on my last day I made a point of finding everyone who'd ever taught me, shaking them by the hand and thanking them for everything they'd done for me over the years. Only now do I realise that I should've kicked them in the fork, lobbed balloons full of nitric acid in their faces and run away cackling like a hyena. You fucking cretin.