School Attitudes 1977 vs 2007

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    School Attitudes 1977 vs. School 2007

    Scenario 1: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

    1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

    2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark.

    Mobiles phones with evidence of fight are confiscated. Both are charged with assault,

    ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary

    conferences and parent meetings conducted. Mobile phone video shown on 6 Internet sites.


    Scenario 2: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

    1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class,

    sits still and never disrupts the class again.

    2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of today's Britain. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie.

    Tested for ADHD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Jeffrey drops out of school.


    Scenario 3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad

    gives him the slipper.

    1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normally, goes to college, and becomes

    a successful businessman.

    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang.

    Psychologist convinces Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad

    goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


    Scenario: Mark brings cigarettes to school .

    1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

    2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession.

    His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


    Scenario: Mohammed fails GCSE English.

    1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

    2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear

    nationally, insisting that making English a requirement in school is racist. Civil Liberties Association

    files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because

    he cannot speak English.


    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model

    plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

    1977 - Ants die.

    2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism.

    Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated

    and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly with American airlines ever again.


    Scenario: Johnny falls during playtime and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary,

    finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

    1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison.

    Johnny undergoes five years of therapy; becomes gay.
     
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