schizophrenic women/3 in a bed

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  1. Does sleeping with a woman suffering from schizophrenia qualify as a threesome ??????
  2. Not schizophrenia necessarily, but you could have a full-on orgy with an MPD sufferer! :D
  3. Why you asking? Have you had an experience?
  4. might have done
  5. If she suffers from PMT does it qualify as a split personality? She turns into a nutter with spots and a bad attitude, but you know as soon as she's over it the old her returns?

  6. Surely all women have multiple personalities, life would be too simple otherwise.

    (Not that I'm at all bitter! :wink: )
  7. 8)
  8. wouldn't that be a good thing, 3 in a bed but still plenty of room?

    which one was best? ;)
  9. We only have two, her and me. Both reasonably well balanced and happy people......:D

    Beebs :?

    And I'll kill anyone who outs the rest of us okay? Get it? Good!
  10. I thought Schizophrenia had very little to do with split personalities, as was more a 'voices in my head' thing. ie. The voices in my head told me to stab someone so I did.

    If you ahve shared a bed with a Schizophrenic then god knows what the voices were telling her!
  11. You were of course OB ;)
  12. As always! ;)
  13. The voices in my head are telling me to tell you this is the NAAFI now get with the funny program and stop over analysing everything...... :D

    Beebs x
  14. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Book Reviewer Kit Reviewer

    Surely that's just the sweet whisperings in her ear! :twisted:
  15. Well, I do aim to come second all the time :twisted: