schizophrenic women/3 in a bed

#1
Does sleeping with a woman suffering from schizophrenia qualify as a threesome ??????
 
#5
If she suffers from PMT does it qualify as a split personality? She turns into a nutter with spots and a bad attitude, but you know as soon as she's over it the old her returns?

Beebs
 
#6
Surely all women have multiple personalities, life would be too simple otherwise.

(Not that I'm at all bitter! :wink: )
 
#7
blessed baby cakes said:
If she suffers from PMT does it qualify as a split personality? She turns into a nutter with spots and a bad attitude, and then she gets PMT?

Beebs
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#9
sandmanfez said:
Surely all women have multiple personalities, life would be too simple otherwise.

(Not that I'm at all bitter! :wink: )
We only have two, her and me. Both reasonably well balanced and happy people......:D

Beebs :?


And I'll kill anyone who outs the rest of us okay? Get it? Good!
 
#10
I thought Schizophrenia had very little to do with split personalities, as was more a 'voices in my head' thing. ie. The voices in my head told me to stab someone so I did.

If you ahve shared a bed with a Schizophrenic then god knows what the voices were telling her!
 
#13
CrapSpy said:
I thought Schizophrenia had very little to do with split personalities, as was more a 'voices in my head' thing. ie. The voices in my head told me to stab someone so I did.

If you ahve shared a bed with a Schizophrenic then god knows what the voices were telling her!
The voices in my head are telling me to tell you this is the NAAFI now get with the funny program and stop over analysing everything...... :D

Beebs x
 

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#14
CrapSpy said:
I thought Schizophrenia had very little to do with split personalities, as was more a 'voices in my head' thing. ie. The voices in my head told me to stab someone so I did.
!
Surely that's just the sweet whisperings in her ear! :twisted:
 
#16
blessed baby cakes said:
CrapSpy said:
I thought Schizophrenia had very little to do with split personalities, as was more a 'voices in my head' thing. ie. The voices in my head told me to stab someone so I did.

If you ahve shared a bed with a Schizophrenic then god knows what the voices were telling her!
The voices in my head are telling me to tell you this is the NAAFI now get with the funny program and stop over analysing everything...... :D

Beebs x
Beebs, just wondering what the voices might have been saying at any point during the event. :wink:

PS. Thanks for the compliment, that's the first time I've ever been accused of analysing anything. :lol:
 

Pob02

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#18
If 2 schizophrenics would it qualify as a gang bang ??
 
#19
CrapSpy said:
blessed baby cakes said:
CrapSpy said:
I thought Schizophrenia had very little to do with split personalities, as was more a 'voices in my head' thing. ie. The voices in my head told me to stab someone so I did.

If you ahve shared a bed with a Schizophrenic then god knows what the voices were telling her!
The voices in my head are telling me to tell you this is the NAAFI now get with the funny program and stop over analysing everything...... :D

Beebs x
Beebs, just wondering what the voices might have been saying at any point during the event. :wink:
If he was sh*t....

Bread
Yoghurt
Cheese
Bin liners
Toilet paper

....that's what I usually do. Shop! :D

Beebs ;)

PS If he's REALLY sh*t I pin a piece of paper to his chest and write the list!
 
#20
shortfuse said:
not quite schizophrenia ... but i once tried to stick my c0ck up a birds ARRSE and she went f ucking mental ..

does this count ?? :D
Yes, you could have blamed it on 'the voices'.
 

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