schindlers lifts

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by haggler, Jan 11, 2010.

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    Wow, do you think they named it after the film?
  2. Do the come with updated a/c or the old fashioned ventilition?
  3. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

    The company.
    Founded in Switzerland in 1874, the Schindler Group employs around 45 000 staff worldwide

    The film:
    Schindler's List (1993)

    You decide :p
  4. haggler, how old are you?
  5. You there! Arrse boffin! Tell us how many identical comments have been made since the glorious inception of ARRSE.
  6. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


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  7. If you're a lift walt, you could look out for Porn & Dunwoody.

    Yes, it was a real company. In fact, it still is: although they seem to place less emphasis on Porn these days. Maybe their Woody is finally Dun?
  8. The dayjob I ended up in (HM Coastguard) means occasionally having to deal with what is known as 6th Sense (Icy dead people). A few years ago I attended an inquest in Portsmouth. As I got in the lift, the deceased canoeists family got in the lift after me. Trying to be suitably respectful and sombre, I failed miserably when pressing the button for the floor where the inquest was to be held. Schindlers Lifts is a GREAT way to ruin the impression of a grown-up I was trying to convey.
  9. Those were the days when pders did place more emphasis on the Porn part of the business, I often used the services of this company then

    aahh happy days
  10. i am cyril fletchers lovechild -what more can i say ? anyone got any vegtables shaped like willies they could post pics of ? oh there is already a thread
  11. The property maintenance company called "Munters" always makes me chuckle as well when I see their vans...
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    So the Munters fixed Porn and then did Schindler :?
  13. And Otis lifts have an office in Reading! Hilarious!