schindlers lifts

#2
haggler said:
http://www.schindlerlifts.co.uk/

surely no finer name for a company exists
(WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

Wow, do you think they named it after the film?
 
#3
Do the come with updated a/c or the old fashioned ventilition?
 
#4
bluntslane said:
haggler said:
http://www.schindlerlifts.co.uk/

surely no finer name for a company exists
(WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

Wow, do you think they named it after the film?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

The company.
Founded in Switzerland in 1874, the Schindler Group employs around 45 000 staff worldwide

http://www.schindler.com/group_index/group_kg_ir/group_kg_ir_company_factsheet.htm

The film:
Schindler's List (1993)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108052/

You decide :p
 
#7
You there! Arrse boffin! Tell us how many identical comments have been made since the glorious inception of ARRSE.
 
#10
The dayjob I ended up in (HM Coastguard) means occasionally having to deal with what is known as 6th Sense (Icy dead people). A few years ago I attended an inquest in Portsmouth. As I got in the lift, the deceased canoeists family got in the lift after me. Trying to be suitably respectful and sombre, I failed miserably when pressing the button for the floor where the inquest was to be held. Schindlers Lifts is a GREAT way to ruin the impression of a grown-up I was trying to convey.
 
#11
putteesinmyhands said:
If you're a lift walt, you could look out for Porn & Dunwoody.

Yes, it was a real company. In fact, it still is: http://www.pders-lifts.co.uk/pders/history.html although they seem to place less emphasis on Porn these days. Maybe their Woody is finally Dun?
Those were the days when pders did place more emphasis on the Porn part of the business, I often used the services of this company then
WANKUMER BAUSERVICE LIMITED


aahh happy days
 
#13
The property maintenance company called "Munters" always makes me chuckle as well when I see their vans...
 
#17
Ours is broken at work. All the women are complaining they have to walk up 3 flights of stairs. Not sure what make it is though.
 
#19
'Porn' is a popular Thai girls' nickname. Make of that what you will.

We have a chain of women's clothes shops called 'Wanko' here in Hong Kong which always causes amusement amongst visitors.
 
#20
There is a German ski jumper called Andreas W@nk
 

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