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Schammell wheel nuts?

#1
Right, here goes!!! No doubt I will be leaving myself wide open for all sorts of abuse.... but curiosity REALLY is killing me, and besides I'm a big girl (no not a fat ugly munter type) what I mean is I'm over the legal age of consent, so can handle any crap thats thrown at me, so here goes! Yesterday morning whilst, lets say chilling with my other half, he looked at me and said Jane .. you know something your nipples remind me of schammell wheel nuts!!! Now I pride myself on the fact that I'm fairly intelligent ... but WTF!!! I thought are Schammell wheel nuts?... Hence a visit on the web ensued and yep, search results showed me what they are, but my question is .... was it a compliment or an insult? (other half swears its a compliment, but i'm not so sure ) So come on Lads and Lasses of ARRSE for curiousities sake let me know what you lot think, Lads have you pet names for your other halfs Nipples etc, and Girls have you ever had your nipples refered to as wheel nuts or anything of the kind?
 
#5
justjane07 said:
Right, here goes!!! No doubt I will be leaving myself wide open for all sorts of abuse.... but curiosity REALLY is killing me, and besides I'm a big girl (no not a fat ugly munter type) what I mean is I'm over the legal age of consent, so can handle any crap thats thrown at me, so here goes! Yesterday morning whilst, lets say chilling with my other half, he looked at me and said Jane .. you know something your nipples remind me of schammell wheel nuts!!! Now I pride myself on the fact that I'm fairly intelligent ... but WTF!!! I thought are Schammell wheel nuts?... Hence a visit on the web ensued and yep, search results showed me what they are, but my question is .... was it a compliment or an insult? (other half swears its a compliment, but i'm not so sure ) So come on Lads and Lasses of ARRSE for curiousities sake let me know what you lot think, Lads have you pet names for your other halfs Nipples etc, and Girls have you ever had your nipples refered to as wheel nuts or anything of the kind?
Scammel starter buttons would be more apposite. Chapel hat pegs also comes to mind.

But giz a look see and I'll put your mind to rest. :D :D :D
 
#10
shagnasty said:
justjane07 said:
Right, here goes!!! No doubt I will be leaving myself wide open for all sorts of abuse.... but curiosity REALLY is killing me, and besides I'm a big girl (no not a fat ugly munter type) what I mean is I'm over the legal age of consent, so can handle any crap thats thrown at me, so here goes! Yesterday morning whilst, lets say chilling with my other half, he looked at me and said Jane .. you know something your nipples remind me of schammell wheel nuts!!! Now I pride myself on the fact that I'm fairly intelligent ... but WTF!!! I thought are Schammell wheel nuts?... Hence a visit on the web ensued and yep, search results showed me what they are, but my question is .... was it a compliment or an insult? (other half swears its a compliment, but i'm not so sure ) So come on Lads and Lasses of ARRSE for curiousities sake let me know what you lot think, Lads have you pet names for your other halfs Nipples etc, and Girls have you ever had your nipples refered to as wheel nuts or anything of the kind?
Scammel starter buttons would be more apposite. Chapel hat pegs also comes to mind.

But giz a look see and I'll put your mind to rest. :D :D :D
How the hell would I post my nipples on here?
 
#16
Yes, thats more like it Jane.


Its a shame your bloke didnt say you had a chuff like a clowns pocket because we'd be wanting a picture of your clack on here now.
 
#18
its more like a wizards sleeve.
 
#20
Dear Jane,
I was going to chastise you for starting something which you couldn't finish. That is not showing us your offerring to the 'gold standard' of Scammell wheel nuts. But, since logging on I see that you have made an effort . However, at my advanced years the posted pictures are too small for me to make a judgement. Have you anything larger?

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