Scaring Fat Pigeons

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jack-daniels, Mar 21, 2007.

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  1. I don't suppose the robotic pigeons need feeding.....
     
  2. I would have a robotic Moodwa, who could sit at my desk while I skive off down the pub all day.

    The worrying thing is not if they notice Metal Mickey isn't actually me, it's that the robot is likely to be much better at my job :)
     
  3. They may need a little oiling now and again though, how long are they going to last in Liverpool though!
     
  4. They'll be up on bricks within days

    "Calm down - wanna buy a robo bird mate? ey ey ey?"
     
  5. Mmmmm a robot for scaring off fat birds... Gentlemen this gives me a cunning plan!
     
  6. No doubt the robot would contain chips
     
  7. Chips would attract fat bird. You'd need to fill it with salad or slimfast
     
  8. Aye, but the robot would trundle off at speed, luring the fat bird away
     
  9. I just sit here in my office, with the trusty Lightning and shoot the b'tards.
     
  10. So much for the people who voted for him.