Yes dear, that’s nice.Tappet and those other delusional ding bats.
So let’s assume (if only to calm you down), that you lot are right? That everything I have posted is bollocks?
SO WHAT, WHO GIVES A FOOK. WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME? GOD IS GOING TO THROW LIGHTNING BOLTS AT ME? The Arrse squad are going to lock me up for life, for having the audacity not to take Arrse as anything other than a China made bat soup. I am going to be considered as unfit for Arrse’s respect. Grow up people for fooks sake this is Arrse.
When I mention Arrse to friends that served, I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't laugh at the idea. As I have also noted the Deputy chief constable of Leicestershire used to live in our village. When I mentioned Arrse to him, his advice was to leave well alone as far as the police were concerned membership of such was akin to kiddy fiddling, far right terror gangs and a shed load of low life junkies, and chancers and he was being very serious. As I noted 8 months ago, it was my intention to scoop this years Spot the Ball competition, and I think I have done extremely well in that horse race, I must be the Odds on favourite for this years championship? So far ahead of the field they might as well draw a line across the competition and award me what’s rightfully mine.
Think about it half-wits, why do so many genuine ex-service people pop up and then disappear just as quickly, once they get a flavour of the dribbling that goes on here?
Unless your brain cells have gone for a walk, this is Arrse, as the name suggests it contains a load of shoit. And those of us who post play the game based on the biggest pile of shoit, we can possibly come up with. Point me to 1 poster who hasn’t added to the game, hasn’t come out with the biggest load of bollocks known to man? It’s why we all join in the first place?
Nobody above the rank of WO1 considers Arrse to be anything other than a place to scramble one‘s brain cells with a load of flying bullshit. Rupert s Ex and still serving use Arrse as they are so befuddled by the fantasy known as a military Career, that they suck up anything painted green.
And of course that’s your problem, you take the whole thing far to seriously. Even if I were a tappet what is the likely outcome of all this? What, a load of mentally retarded navel gazers have a meltdown over my escapades as a Soldier? As far as I am concerned, nobody (apart from myself and a handful of others Dinger, and the French Mob) who posts on Arrse has served a single day in any arm of the armed forces. That’s what being a LMFer means, somebody such as yourself who was so gutless they had to send for your mummy as you had shit the pants as you crossed the recruiting office doorstep. And when she turned up she was heard to say, ‘There there dear, mummy-kins has got your cage warmed up and a nice bowl of chicken soup ready’ followed by ‘I told you, that you should have stuck with ballet lessons they are much more your cup of tea’
By by dribbling LMFers, I got paint to watch dry.