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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scrofula, Nov 7, 2008.

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  1. scrofula

    scrofula

    Well, if Osama isn't scared of the Mossad I'm surprised. Personally I'm scared of shooting a chavscum because the "authorities" may find out I have a gun. What are you scared of?
     
    scrofula, Nov 7, 2008
    #1
  2. The_Snail

    The_Snail LE

    Your posts. They make my eyes bleed sometimes.
     
    The_Snail, Nov 7, 2008
    #2
  3. Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb

    Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb War Hero

    big hairy monster under my bed
     
    Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb, Nov 7, 2008
    #3
  4. cbgramc

    cbgramc LE

    Snails
     
    cbgramc, Nov 7, 2008
    #4
  5. tropper66

    tropper66

    paddys with guns, still have nightmares
     
    tropper66, Nov 7, 2008
    #5
  6. Random_Task

    Random_Task LE

    Ignore 'em mate, you're clearly bonkers,but in a good way :D
     
    Random_Task, Nov 7, 2008
    #6
  7. Dwarf

    Dwarf LE

    Heights.
     
    Dwarf, Nov 7, 2008
    #7
  8. Pitswamper

    Pitswamper LE
    1. Trail/Fell running and shit (none of that gay road stuff)
    2. ARRSE Runners

    Ethical Standards Committees, for Gods sake the woman was fully anaesthesised when I was groping her...what's unethical about that?
     
    Pitswamper, Nov 7, 2008
    #8
  9. insert-coin-here

    insert-coin-here LE

    Getting caught.
     
    insert-coin-here, Nov 7, 2008
    #9
  10. Detmold_Drunk

    Detmold_Drunk War Hero

    :cry:Snakes
     
    Detmold_Drunk, Nov 7, 2008
    #10
  11. tropper66

    tropper66

    I had 12 snails for my evening meal, followed by a nice steak and a bottle o rioja
     
    tropper66, Nov 7, 2008
    #11
  12. Pitswamper

    Pitswamper LE
    1. Trail/Fell running and shit (none of that gay road stuff)
    2. ARRSE Runners

    I'm a respected Harley Street Gina...Gynae...Gyno...Split Doctor, if it wasn't for me having my todger in my hand whilst adjusting the speculum up my patients flange when the damned Nurse walked in I'd still be up to my armpits in moistness flogging myself red raw!!
     
    Pitswamper, Nov 7, 2008
    #12
  13. Blackrat

    Blackrat LE

    Marauding women with strap ons.
     
    Blackrat, Nov 7, 2008
    #13
  14. rottenjonny

    rottenjonny Swinger

    The Mother - In - Law ! :twisted:
     
    rottenjonny, Nov 7, 2008
    #14
  16. Lardbeast

    Lardbeast LE

    Goats wearing lipstick.
     
    Lardbeast, Nov 7, 2008
    #15
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