Scared of..

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scrofula, Nov 7, 2008.

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  1. Well, if Osama isn't scared of the Mossad I'm surprised. Personally I'm scared of shooting a chavscum because the "authorities" may find out I have a gun. What are you scared of?
  2. Your posts. They make my eyes bleed sometimes.
  3. big hairy monster under my bed
  4. Snails
  5. paddys with guns, still have nightmares
  6. Ignore 'em mate, you're clearly bonkers,but in a good way :D
  7. Heights.
  8. Ethical Standards Committees, for Gods sake the woman was fully anaesthesised when I was groping her...what's unethical about that?
  9. Getting caught.
  10. I had 12 snails for my evening meal, followed by a nice steak and a bottle o rioja
  11. I'm a respected Harley Street Gina...Gynae...Gyno...Split Doctor, if it wasn't for me having my todger in my hand whilst adjusting the speculum up my patients flange when the damned Nurse walked in I'd still be up to my armpits in moistness flogging myself red raw!!
  12. Marauding women with strap ons.
  13. The Mother - In - Law ! :twisted:
  14. Goats wearing lipstick.