Scammers scammed

#1
Thought I'd put this in here earlier but must have been seeing things.

Have a look at www.419eater.com for some scammer payback.
 
#4
Goku said:
You did, someone must have removed it.

God-mod perhaps?
Ah, OK. Thank goodness for that.
 
#5
This cnut emailed me the other day.

> DEAR FRIEND,
>
> I CAME ACROSS YOUR CONTACT VIA INTERNATIONAL PERSONAL RESEARCH PROFILE
> IN MY EARNEST SEARCH FOR A TRUSTWORTHY AND HONEST PERSON TO HANDLE MY
> BUSINESS AND I APOLOGIZE IF THE CONTENT HEREUNDER ARE CONTRARY TO YOUR
> MORAL
> ETHICS,BUT I HAD TO REACH YOU THROUGH THIS MEDIUM.
> AS YOU READ THIS, I DO NOT WANT YOU TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME, BECAUSE, I
> BELIEVE EVERYONE WILL DIE SOMEDAY. MY NAME IS MR.RAMZI TADIUS A
> MERCHANT IN DUBAI, IN THE U.A.E.I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH ESOPHAGEAL
> CANCER. IT
> HAS DEFILED ALL FORMS OF MEDICAL TREATMENT, AND RIGHT NOW I HAVE ONLY
> ABOUT A FEW MONTHS TO LIVE, ACCORDING TO MEDICAL EXPERTS.I HAVE NOT
> PARTICULARLY LIVE MY LIFE SO WELL, AS I NEVER REALLY CARED FOR ANYONE
> (NOT EVEN MYSELF) BUT MY BUSINESS. THOUGH I AM VERY RICH, I WAS NEVER
> GENEROUS;I WAS ALWAYS HOSTILE TO PEOPLE AND ONLY FOCUSED ON MY BUSINESS AS
> THAT
> WAS THE ONLY THING I CARED FOR. BUT NOW I REGRET ALL THIS AS I NOW KNOW
> THAT THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST WANTING TO HAVE OR MAKE ALL THE MONEY
> IN THE WORLD. I BELIEVE WHEN GOD GIVES ME A SECOND CHANCE TO COME TO
> THIS WORLD I WOULD LIVE MY LIFE A DIFFERENT WAY FROM HOW I HAVE LIVED IT.
> NOW THAT GOD HAS CALLED ME,I HAVE WILLED AND GIVEN MOST OF MY PROPERTY AND
> ASSETS TO MY IMMEDIATE AND EXTENDED FAMILY MEMBERS AS WELL AS A FEW
> CLOSE FRIENDS.I WANT GOD TO BE MERCIFUL TO ME AND ACCEPT MY SOUL SO,I HAVE
> DECIDED TO GIVE ALMS TO CHARITY ORGANIZATIONS, AS I WANT THIS TO BE ONE
> OF THE LAST GOODDEEDS I DO ON EARTH. I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL BE
> CAPABLE OF HANDLING THIS TASK FOR ME.PLEASE CONTACT ME ON
> RTADIUS75@YAHOO.COM
> THANK YOU
> RAMZI TADIUS
> NB
> STARS DONT STRUGGLE TO SHINE, RIVERS DONT STRUGGLE TO FLOW, ALSO YOU
> WILL NEVER STRUGGLE TO EXCEL IN LIFE, BECAUSE YOU DESERVE THE BEST, HOLD
> ON
> TO YOUR DREAM AND IT SHALL BE WELL WITH YOU...AMEN THE EYES BEHOLDING THIS
> MESSAGE SHALL NOT BEHOLD EVIL, THE HAND THAT WILL HELP OTHERS IN NEED
> SHALL NOT LABOR IN VAIN, THE MOUTH SAYING AMEN TO THIS PRAYER SHALL
> LAUGH FOREVER, REMAIN IN GOD'S LOVE
Here's my reply:

Dear Ramzi.

I'm not sure I understood your message completely, but I sympathise deeply
with your situation - both my mother and my father have recently died of
cancer. They left me a large amount of money when they passed, so I know
only too well how you feel. I'd be more than happy to help you if you let me
know what I need to do.

Yours sincerely;
G. Ullable
Heard nowt back yet!
 
#6
Ahh, got my reply today.

Bless you so much sir,

I have just seen your email which is quite encouraging.I am so glad that you are a strong believer of the need to help the less priviledged which means you can handle the works for charity and I hope I have not made a mistake sending you the first email.I am really sick for 4 yrs and the doctors made me so hypertensive when I was told that I may not see the end of 2004,this prompted me to become a my life life with faith believing that there is nothing God cannot do and he has really shown me his love as I am still alive and hoping to be heaithy despite my very failing health so your present financial status should not deter you in anyway.
I hope that I can entrust this funds to you,Remember that the blessing of God comes by favour and God does not choose failures but champions I hope you were not too embarrassed by my first email to you since you do not know me. The funds is really not my problem and I have prayed already and I believe that God has answered my prayers that is why I want to make sure that I use some one to disburse it to charity.So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore,as they seem not to be contented with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Nine million dollars $9,000,000,00 that I have with a finance house in London. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organization.I had no option since my immediate and extended family in and outside Dubai refused to distribute my funds because they want to keep it to themselves. I didn't know how to move the funds out
and dispatched it to charity organizations, so I resulted to putting fate to test and making a random contact. I got your email address from the web email directory and decided to introduce my plight and and situation. I am communicating with only you at this moment with regards to this transaction. And I would not have any cause to do otherwise, except you state your intention to withdraw your assistance everything writte on my first email is tru and very true .
I cannot claim these funds myself as a result of,
(1) I am under going medical treatment. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now The doctors said I have only about a few months to live but God KNOWS BEST because my Life is with HE WHO DECIDES.I cannot travel out of where I am due to my worsened health.
(2) After becoming born again I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations and churches, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth .
It is for this reasons I am seeking for your assistance to stand as the beneficiary to the fund and retrieve it on my behalf and dispatched it to charity organizations
All the necessary documents required to get the Funds out of the security firm are in my possession and I will be sending them to you after we must have come to a conclusion and reached an agreement. Not before.
I need you to give me your words that you will be very honest and straight forward with me when the money gets to you, So long as you can execute this transaction successfully and help me dispatched it to charity organizations.
Thus, I would need you to get back to me on the following issues.
(1) That you are in a position to be trusted as a God fearing person with such a large amount of fund and dispatched it to charity organization
(2) That you are willing to contact the security company to discuss the
terms of releasing the funds
(3) That you fully understand this transaction up to this stage and you are ready to proceed under these terms.
As soon as I receive your reply that you are ready to proceed under these terms, then I will furnish you with all details including the company details for the secure of the release of my fund and disposure to the charities. But if you have any questions up to this stage, please ask and I will be more than happy to respond to them.And I will also send you all the necessary information to conclude this transaction and the security company details as my life is too short.
Thanks for your mail, your mails has relieved me and I pray to almighty God with his infinite mercy to reward you. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it now. I want you to pray for me so that God would forgive me and be merciful to me .
May God bless you

Ramzi

If you can't be fcuked to read all that, he basically says he's very sick, loves god very much, and wants to send me some documents so I can withdraw 9 million dollars he's got saved and give it to charity.

Any ideas on how I should reply?
 
#8
RFUK said:
Almost forgot. Here are the pics he sent :D
Say that you have recently (last couple of days) been diagnosed with cancer?
 
#10
Best I could do...

Dear Ramzi.

My god. Your timing could not be more heavenly. Today I was given some very grave news by my doctor - It seems that the cancer which claimed the lives of my wonderful parents is present in me also. I was taken into a private room at the hospital and was told that I may have less than a year left to live. I do not know how to take this news, and I am in shock at the moment.

The reason I am telling you this is that I also have a large sum of money (around £5 milion) and I now have to decide what I should do with it or who I should leave it to. I would give it to my family, but most unfortunately the cancer which took my mother and father has also taken my auntie, who was my only other living relative who is not incarcerated. My uncle is serving 30 years in prison for the murder of my sister who he first raped and then bludgeoned to death with my dinosaur magazine binder in my bedroom. I would not mind, but he tied me naked to the radiator and forced me to watch the whole thing and when i got an erection he hit my penis so hard that I have been paralyzed from the waist down ever since. I do not want to and will NOT leave it to him.

Anyway, I digress - I would like to discuss the important matter of my savings. I was considering giving it to a charity in this country, but I talked this over with a friend and I think the government here is very supportive of those in need of help. I think my money would be better suited to another country which is more in need of aid, although which country I am not sure. I was hoping that maybe you do know of someone in another country who may be able to help. I know it's a big decision and it isn't fair to ask but do you think if I sent you an amount of my own money, you might add it to yours and send it to someone who can ensure it gets to someone more deserving? I can get you the documents and authorise the transfer within a week if you agree. Please at least consider my offer.

Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time;

G.

Ps. I saw your pictures. I can see that you are sick, but still very handsome and sexy. If I had the use of my penis, then I'm sure it would not be so flacid. Would you like some photographs of me in the hospital?
 
#13
looking at the 419 site scamming the scammers looks like a fun and rewarding hobby. :D

go for it RFUK :twisted:
 
#15
Self important GOD MODS again eh?? it's pathetic it really is. What IS missing from their lives that they love their power on here so much?
 
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Goku

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#16
Haven’t you heard?
Unless it’s a drooling, bum touching, mong thread composed by MDN himself then you’re thread will be holed or deleted.

We’re all far to dull to post in the NAAFI :wink:
 
#17
Goku said:
Haven’t you heard?
Unless it’s a drooling, bum touching, mong thread composed by MDN himself then you’re thread will be holed or deleted.

We’re all far to dull to post in the NAAFI :wink:
Even a biatch fight's not safe in the NAAFI anymore!!!...... :twisted: !!
 
#20
Goku said:
Haven’t you heard?
Unless it’s a drooling, bum touching, mong thread composed by MDN himself then you’re thread will be holed or deleted.

We’re all far to dull to post in the NAAFI :wink:
Oh pipe down you tiresome cnut...

FWIW I haven't moved a single thread from the NAAFI in over a month, I let you crayon all over everything.

Feel free to start witty / useful / enjoyable threads, meanwhile as far as the majority are concerned you are just above Dale in the turds table
 

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