Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, it to introduce 'cordwangles', 'spazolicons', and 'lolligagging' into the call.I had one in work on my mobile this morning.
Claimed to be from my banks anti fraud team, usual spiel about unusual spending activity.
I strung him along a bit and said that due to the lockdown my spending habits had changed, but just to be sure I asked him..
"Has the £250 for Scaley Albereto's plus size dominatrix sex dungeon gone through"
A bit of spluttering on the other end, I continued.
"I like a larger lady, especially with a big fat Arrse"
He made some kind of excuse and hung up.
I got Arrse and an Arrser in against a spam caller.