Scam by Eastern European hotties

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gren, Jul 18, 2009.

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  1. I have to warn anyone in the north Kent area, of a scam involving eastern european girlies.

    They hang around shopping centers in and around north Kent, and approach single males, with an offer to clean your windscreen.

    This they do topless, which isnt a bad thing to watch, however, when they finish, they ask for a lift to the next nearest shopping center as payment.

    Whilst on the journey, one will sit in the front with you, and perform oral on you, whilst the other nicks your wallet.

    I tell you this, as it has happened to me last Monday

    Twice on Tuesday

    Three times on Thursday

    And again today

    I bow down and worship at the feet of the world's greatest living comedian. Give us another laugh and repeatedly slam your genitals in a fridge door then saw your face off with a compo tin opener.

    love and kisses, The NAAFI Moderating Team

    So be warned ;)
  2. What are you smoking? I want some!!!!

  3. Your not a padre are you?
  4. ahem where in north kent - purely for research
  5. Tried that course-but failed!

  6. msr

    msr LE

    No, just a recycler of very old jokes :roll:

  7. Fantastic.I always welcome the chance to add this piccy to a thread.

    Was this girl one of them?

  8. Ooops, keyboard clean time......

  9. Careful, you'll end up part of the Gunga/ringdoby arrse enclave.
  10. I think the geezer in the sky blue jogging bottoms is MDN....well at least we now know where he is.

  11. Thank you for your guidance, Rabbi.