Say it with flowers, send her a triffid

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  1. An online florist is facing a million-dollar legal case after it revealed one of its customers was sending flowers to his mistress.

    Leroy Greer is suing 1-800-Flowers after it sent a thank you card for using its service to the man's home address. His wife opened the card and queried the order, which was then faxed through to her.

    The fax contained details of the order and the message "Just wanted to say I love you and you mean the world to me! Leroy". The order also included a stuffed animal.

    Greer's wife amended the fax, sent it to her husband and has sued for divorce. He is now suing the florist for a million dollars in the Texas Southern District Court

    Source:Iain Thomson, 09 Aug 2007
  2. Bad drills by the Florist, and worse ones by the blaggard in the first place!

    How dare he list his home address and leave himself open! His phillandering should have continued unabaited!