Say it isn't so. Legend fights for his life

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by waffen, Jan 31, 2013.

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  1. Shagging injury?
  2. Trying to give himself a gam one last time?
  3. His cock must be like a crushed stick of celery by now.
  4. What? You mean, pale, stringy and tasteless with a green tinge?
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  5. Yep.
  6. That guy is a legend. I still remember a porno in which he got a total body wax from two hookers that left him hairless as a new born babe. With a boner. Glad to know that he's going to be OK. It's tricky the heart when one gets up in years. He should be able to do everything he used to do after his heart procedure - he just needs to take it slowly. Maybe get a stunt dick to shoot some of the scenes for example. :p :p
  7. Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy has starred in over 2000 films/videos and had roughly 4000 partners. Rough life getting out of bed in the morning, going to "work," and being introduced to some sexy bird you're going to shag in a few minutes...and get paid for it, too.

    Ron Jeremy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  8. I heard he got it trapped in the spokes of his wheelchair, quite nasty..........

    ......can you imagine the happy snaps now in circulation amongst the OP crew?
  9. This is hard to take.
  10. I m sure he ll lub up for you brown hatter...just to make it easier like....!
  11. Haven't really heard of Ron tbh, which is surprising.

    Rocco Siffredi on the other hand, the man is a king amongst men. Have you seen his wife? She actually let him carry on doing porn too!

    I think if everything fell apart in my life I'd try to make it in porn, what could be better than getting paid to shag? If some fat bloke with long hair can do it...
  12. You do realise that pushing rope would get you sacked...still, if you asked nicely, you might become a fluffer.

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  13. All that blood rush twice or more per day... I would have eyes like piss holes in the snow.

    Now wheres me glasses...