Say it isn't so. Legend fights for his life

#4
His cock must be like a crushed stick of celery by now.
 
#8
That guy is a legend. I still remember a porno in which he got a total body wax from two hookers that left him hairless as a new born babe. With a boner. Glad to know that he's going to be OK. It's tricky the heart when one gets up in years. He should be able to do everything he used to do after his heart procedure - he just needs to take it slowly. Maybe get a stunt dick to shoot some of the scenes for example. :p :p
 
#9
Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy has starred in over 2000 films/videos and had roughly 4000 partners. Rough life getting out of bed in the morning, going to "work," and being introduced to some sexy bird you're going to shag in a few minutes...and get paid for it, too.

Ron Jeremy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
#10
I heard he got it trapped in the spokes of his wheelchair, quite nasty..........

......can you imagine the happy snaps now in circulation amongst the OP crew?
 
#11
This is hard to take.
 
#13
Haven't really heard of Ron tbh, which is surprising.

Rocco Siffredi on the other hand, the man is a king amongst men. Have you seen his wife? She actually let him carry on doing porn too!

I think if everything fell apart in my life I'd try to make it in porn, what could be better than getting paid to shag? If some fat bloke with long hair can do it...
 
#14
Haven't really heard of Ron tbh, which is surprising.

Rocco Siffredi on the other hand, the man is a king amongst men. Have you seen his wife? She actually let him carry on doing porn too!

I think if everything fell apart in my life I'd try to make it in porn, what could be better than getting paid to shag? If some fat bloke with long hair can do it...
You do realise that pushing rope would get you sacked...still, if you asked nicely, you might become a fluffer.

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#15
All that blood rush twice or more per day... I would have eyes like piss holes in the snow.


Now wheres me glasses...
 
#19
Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy has starred in over 2000 films/videos and had roughly 4000 partners. Rough life getting out of bed in the morning, going to "work," and being introduced to some sexy bird you're going to shag in a few minutes...and get paid for it, too.

Ron Jeremy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
And not even having buy her a drink or say "thank you" afterwards.

... and I don't think I've even had 4000 wanks to be honest... :-(

...and to all those bragging on the "notches on my bedpost" thread...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rodney2q
 
#20
...and to all those bragging on the "notches on my bedpost" thread...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rodney2q
Also the fact that of those 4000 it is highly likely that 4000 of them would be classed as fit or stunning. Where of my conquests only about 5% could be classed as such as I believed in 'go ugly early' and 'beauty is only a light switch away'.

Also most of his stunners would then turn to him and say 'Jeremy, please sling it up my arse......please'.

The man is a shining beacon to all of us men. That there is hope for middle aged, hairy blokes with a beer belly.
 

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