Savoys - Hen Night

#1
BFG readers, if your lass was on a Hen night in Paderborn, the Highlander, the Irish Pub (alias Auld Triangle) and finally Savoys. Last Saturday/Sunday. Please could you do me a favour, check her undercarriage out for traces of a pale green metallic tasting discharge.

I've lost Grandad's brass trench fighting knuckleduster and I do miss it.
 
#3
No, I don't think she was a gwarr, my shirt cuff is still intact and my watch hasn't dissolved.

No trace of alien snatch acid.
 
#5
Well? You've all had enough time to check, or won't she let you?



Looking on the bright side (did you see what I did then) your knuckleduster would be very clean and shiny if she had been a gwar.
Worthless once they loose that patina of ancient trench grime and the faint scars of long dead German dentition.
 

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