Savoys - Hen Night

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cernunnos, Dec 9, 2010.

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  1. BFG readers, if your lass was on a Hen night in Paderborn, the Highlander, the Irish Pub (alias Auld Triangle) and finally Savoys. Last Saturday/Sunday. Please could you do me a favour, check her undercarriage out for traces of a pale green metallic tasting discharge.

    I've lost Grandad's brass trench fighting knuckleduster and I do miss it.
  2. Presumably men with lasses who are Gwars needn't bother doing a taste test.
  3. No, I don't think she was a gwarr, my shirt cuff is still intact and my watch hasn't dissolved.

    No trace of alien snatch acid.
  4. Looking on the bright side (did you see what I did then) your knuckleduster would be very clean and shiny if she had been a gwar.
  5. Well? You've all had enough time to check, or won't she let you?

    Worthless once they loose that patina of ancient trench grime and the faint scars of long dead German dentition.