Savoys - Hen Night

BFG readers, if your lass was on a Hen night in Paderborn, the Highlander, the Irish Pub (alias Auld Triangle) and finally Savoys. Last Saturday/Sunday. Please could you do me a favour, check her undercarriage out for traces of a pale green metallic tasting discharge.

I've lost Grandad's brass trench fighting knuckleduster and I do miss it.
No, I don't think she was a gwarr, my shirt cuff is still intact and my watch hasn't dissolved.

No trace of alien snatch acid.
Well? You've all had enough time to check, or won't she let you?

Looking on the bright side (did you see what I did then) your knuckleduster would be very clean and shiny if she had been a gwar.
Worthless once they loose that patina of ancient trench grime and the faint scars of long dead German dentition.

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