Saving Government Money: Spastics

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dinosaur_poo, Mar 19, 2012.

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  1. Saw this article in the Mail today, regarding a woman with 2 autistic sons, and the details of their day to day problems.

    Autism: One mother talks of life bringing up her disabled sons | Mail Online

    Then I saw at the bottom of the page, a quote from a reader:

    So... of course, my question: To save government money on the cost of looking after spastics... what would your solution be? Euthanasia? Continued support? Or a "last mong standing" televised competition in an inflatable arena where they kill each other until there's only one left, and he wins lifetime care.
  2. Why not apply euthanasia to all those leaving the Forces as well? From what I've read it would cut down the prison population and save a shedload of money on unproductive pensions. And you'd lose a load of people trying to get free council housing as a bonus.
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  3. I thought you had ADHD? Turkeys, Christmas, voting?
  4. So when you or a loved one, say through being involved in an RTA, become a raspberry ripple and will cost the taxpayer millions in treatment and then care you'd want them to be topped right?
    Or any of the Servicemen wounded and left limbless while on OPs.
    Answer no? Thought so.
    A society is judged on how it treats it's weakest members, you obviously subscribe to the Thatcher model and are thusly a cunt!
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  5. Make the 2 of them fight to the death. Or take them to the local casino.

    And I'd fucking smash the mum like a mong in a china shop.
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  6. Did you read my post?

    I asked a question, not provided an answer. Now do you have one or are you going to keep whinging, as somebody who is unable to tell the difference between an accident victim and a medically classified mong.

    Your label of wounded servicemen being spastics is far more insensitive than anything I said, you fucking carrot.
  7. Your original post contained to many errors for it to be taken seriously.
  8. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Not forgetting the reduced strain on psych care because we're all radio rental and teetering on the edge of going postal.
  9. And I put it in the NAAFI because I hoped it would be taken seriously?
  10. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    The irony.

    Although it's not so much that your posts contain errors, it's more that they're all shit.
  11. I'd save the country money by shooting Daily Mail readers.

    I think it would save the country money anyway.

    Truth be told though, I don't really care if it does or not so long as they do end up in the bottom of a trench they've dug themselves with several grams of copper jacketed lead inside them.
  12. Reading the daily heil is good. If you have half a brain you can filter the truth out of all the stories, but by reading them in the DM you can both get the news and laugh at the ill-education of the writers. If I wanted just facts I'd read Sky News but that'd be boring.
  13. These people are ill. They should be treated with compassion. On the other hand, alcoholics, druggies, lard-arses and chavs in general have made a choice, chosen the wrong path, and should be culled.
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  14. Never mind state sponsored genocide or voluntary euthanasia. The Civil service and NHS would fuck that up too. Just let parents do it themeselves.

    If I'd had two sons like that, they'd never have made it to adolescence. I'd have strangled the moonheads or abandoned them in heavy traffic long ago. I'd probably get some grief from social services, but who cares? It's not like we lost a pair of Einsteins is it?

    But I am a cold heartless bastard who loves his cat.
  15. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    The real fucking problem is all those knackered smashed up Ex-squaddies cluttering up the system. Best thing to do is just ship them off some where out off the way off the public to some kind of camp and be done with it, kill them by alcohol poisoning and gratuitous sex with slim fit young women.

    I'd suggest here Khaolak Orintal Resort

    and I volunteer Me, Dingerr and K13eod as we have three legs and one good foot between us, so we must be costing you lot a fucking fortune.