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Save the Foresk!n Fusiliers Regiment!

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Another fine Regiment to get pooled off.


Eyes right!
Buttons bright!
Bayonets to the rear!
We're the boys who make no noise,
We're always full of beer;
We're the heroes of the night
And we'd rather fu@k than fight,
We're the heroes of the Foresk!n Fusiliers!

Oh a soldier and a sailor were talking one day;
Said the soldier to the sailor let us kneel down and pray,
And for each thing we pray for may we also have ten,
And at the end of every chorus we will both sing, Amen!

Now the first thing we'll pray for, we'll pray for some beer,
And if we only get some it will bring us good cheer,
And if we have one beer may we also have ten;
May we have a fu@king brewery, said the sailor, Amen!
Now the next thing we'll pray for, we'll pray for some @unt.
And if we only get some it will make us all grunt,
And if we have one @unt may we also have ten,
May we have a fu@king knockshop, said the sailor, Amen!

Now the next thing we'll pray for, we'll pray for our Queen,
To us a bloody old bast@rd she's been,
And if she has one son, may she also have ten,
May she have a bloody regiment, said the sailor, Amen!

Now all you young officers and NCOs too,
With your hands in your pockets and fu@k-all to do,
When you stand on street corners abusing us men,
May the Lord come down and fu@k you all, said the sailor, Amen!

(What a grand Military tradition!)

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