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Save the elderly, pick the 1% who will die here!

That knob Branson
 

Chef

LE
So just the French who live in France @rockpile ?

Harsh but fair.
 

Chef

LE
Perhaps that isn't necessary, just exempt my dentist.

We'll call him Honorary British. Honorary English would be a step too far.

I can live with that and so can he.
 
aged old harridans like sheila hancock and that woman who did the BT adverts,
why do they always interview them when something controversial crops up.
dreadful old bags.
 
Because, a) I don't believe in pixies, and b) a vicar wouldn't be happy up a choirboy. In fact, he'd be rather disappointed, angry, frustrated and empty.
So a) you'll be expecting a bolt of lightning up your jacksy shortly, you dirty heretic and b) the vicar sounds a right kinky bugger (literally).
 

Euclid

War Hero
Michael and Emily Eavis, and anyone over the age of 30 who pays to go to Glastonbury.

Anyone who asks for soya/oat/coconut milk in coffee, and/or caramel/vanilla or any other fads.

Vegans

People who drink Stella at 6 in the morning at Gatwick before taking an easy jet flight to Majorca.
 
aged old harridans like sheila hancock and that woman who did the BT adverts,
why do they always interview them when something controversial crops up.
dreadful old bags.

That woman, do you mean the one whose kid had an ology
 
scarbrough said:

I've never seen a black person in Merthyr before.

Was loads when the pits were still running.



Hmm … like this

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or this

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