Save me Tony!

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
He is the middle East Peace envoy after all so it is his job to bring peace to the place

If anyone can save him it must be Saint Tone look what he did for Iraq
 
Good point on one of the comments.

Where is Blair, the 'Middle East Envoy'? The role surely is absolutely critical at this point in time. And why is this the only article about him in all of the main papers?
So just where is he and what is he doing for his £lots?
 
Tony, being a man of honour, will appear to rescue his friend, with whom he has so much in common.
When 'behind the scenes work' is mentioned by the Foreign Office it means secretly getting Blair to the Pyramids from which he can declare peace and get a gong. Don't underestimate him, or his wife.
 
Being as Libya's Governmental finance sector are a bit unsteady, will they have to pay by Proforma invoice?
 
Tony won't soil his hands with cash, but he probably takes American Express.
 

Boxy

GCM
Does it count as the middle East or North Africa?
 
Tony won't soil his hands with cash, but he probably takes American Express.
I don't know why but Tone strikes me as the sort of person who would be more than happy with big suitcases full of cash.
 
I have noticed how quiet Bliar is during all these uprisings. As he is the ME peace envoy appointed by the US, I would have thought he would have been more vocal. Obviously the wrong man for the job...again.
 
I tried unsuccessfully not to vomit!

These equally abhorrent men deserve each other.

Perhaps the grinning spiv Blair, with repellent wife in tow, could be induced to visit Gaddafi at the same time as every aircraft in the US Mediterranean Fleet paid a 'courtesy call'.

Blair's revolting spouse could be tempted to visit with the promise of 'freebies'.

In a perfect world, Hain, Hewitt, Hodge, Harman, Alistair Campbell, 'Gorbals' Mick, Mrs. Uddin, Mr. Foulkes, Peter Tatchell, Mr. Mandelson, and the failed oaf Brown, should all join the 'peace mission'.
 
Africa or Middle East? IMD when we had assets and bases around the world, it was known as the Near East.
 
I don't know why but Tone strikes me as the sort of person who would be more than happy with big suitcases full of cash.
I think that he would fear being caught by customs. It would ruin his 'man of the people' and 'regular guy' image to be found with more cash than the average (non merchant banker) earns in a lifetime.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
I suspect Mandy is hoping nobody read down to the bottom of that link...

As Business Secretary, Lord Mandelson signed a deal with Libya’s education minister for greater cooperation in higher education and research. Saif has described Lord Mandelson as a ‘killer of a man’.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
I don't know why but Tone strikes me as the sort of person who would be more than happy with big suitcases full of cash.
Watch out for TB buying a football club in the near future
 
I suspect Mandy is hoping nobody read down to the bottom of that link...

As Business Secretary, Lord Mandelson signed a deal with Libya’s education minister for greater cooperation in higher education and research. Saif has described Lord Mandelson as a ‘killer of a man’.
Your Grace,

Far be it for me, a mere commoner, to contradict you or to correct you, but:

you refer to Mr. Mandelson as 'Lord' Mandelson. You are by birth, by act of God or by Fate, a Lord in the grade of Duke.

Mr. Mandelson is as common today as the day he was born.

Shame upon you Your Grace - was this misjudgement as a result of Nanny being cross with you? Maybe, you were simply feeling a little 'off colour'?
 

Grubby Bum III

War Hero
I've probably missed something along the way, but just exactly who is Bliar the Middle East Peace Envoy for?
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
Has El Colonel ever thought of phoning his mates Gerry and Martin?
They must owe him the odd favour over the years
 

Grubby Bum III

War Hero
As in all things, TCB is for himself first, second and third.
Oh good. For a moment, I had this unsettling thought that we might have been paying him ........

Still not a peep out of him on any of these Middle East uprisings, though. Probably too busy hoovering up more money somewhere.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
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Still not a peep out of him on any of these Middle East uprisings, though. Probably too busy hoovering up more money somewhere.
In fairness to TB he does bring warring sides together

Both the Israelis and Hammas laughed in his face and declared he was a useless ****
First thing they've agreed on in years
 

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