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Sausages

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Gordon Brown is moving out of 10 Downing Street.........




History does not relate when he originally moved in, but experts believe it was over a period of weeks, first 'accidentally' leaving his toothbrush on Tony's sink, then secretly commandeering a dresser drawer for his 'unmentionables', until one day Tony woke up to find Gordon cooking Lorne sausage for breakfast and decided that 'Enough was enough'.
 

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