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At last a place for all your tall tales that include both sausage meat and L1A1's here ....

( no dirty foreign metric FAL's or revolting foreign metric sausages.)
 

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I once ate 5 sausages.

At breakfast.

In the cookhouse.
 
I want to buy a genuine, British L1A1 SLR (that fires and isn't worn out) and some British sausages. I can't find either in the US, and even if I could, I doubt I could afford them.
 

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I once ate 5 sausages.

At breakfast.

In the cookhouse.
Liar- nobody got FIVE sausages- in fact nobody got 2 !! Ask joker !!


I DID so there.

Mind, it was just after the end of breakfast service and there was no bacon left. Or eggs. Or beans. Or those weird fried potato things.

Just 5 sausages. And some bread.
 
During one of those weird camping trips somewhere near Soltau I had a sausage for breakfast.
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Never was allowed five sausages but I once went into the cookhouse and ate 5 boiled eggs. You were allowed as many as you wanted so I put 5 on my plate. I was quite severely distressed by the time I was tucking into the fourth one. The fifth one took me an hour to swallow it.

I never ate another boiled egg for about 5 years after that and even after all this time, I probably eat maybe one a year with a very soft yolk and plenty of soldiers to wash the egg down.

Egg banjos on the other hand were great especially with loads of brown sauce.
 

Legs

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Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
At last a place for all your tall tales that include both sausage meat and L1A1's here ....

( no dirty foreign metric FAL's or revolting foreign metric sausages.)

**** off Francis you blackmailing penis.
 

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