Found myself on a jolly, Sausage Side this weekend and was determined to enjoy myself. Firstly we visited Hamburg more importantly "The Reeperbahn" "Oh my God is all I can say". Never have I seen so much debauchery in one place. Sex Shops where women shop as casually as the men, most of the women were even having far fetched discussions with the shop keepers over the size of dildo's. I did notice one rather large lady purchase a "Chest mounted dildo harness". Some of the clubs were ok but packed out to the max with a mixture of very loud Americans, Canadians and a large contingent of British. Hamburg kicks off around 2300hrs until forever so unlike the dude in the attached photo (8am in the morning and a very drunken German fellow) donât start too early. Next was Berlin, I found most Berliners very quiet during the day. The Berlinersâ have the constant daily reminder of the past a lot more than anywhere else in Germany due to the amount of tourists visiting sites such as the Holocaust Memorial, Checkpoint Charlie and sites such as the Russian war Memorial and the Brandenburg Gate. All of the above are good places to visit but be aware of the queues. During the night in Berlin our attention was more importantly drew to Orienburger Strasse. We happened upon this very long street whilst latching onto a Berlin pub crawl tour that was going on. We noticed on this street there are obviously a lot of prostitutes every 2-300m and they all seem to wear a uniform of suede FMB's with woolly cuffs, tight jeans, Basques a push up bra and a very tight velvet tracksuit top, needless to say I did not spot a bogging one. A recommendation would be for you to visit âThe Gold Barâ about half way up; there are some out of this world ladies in there who will prance for you at a reasonable rate. This was just a short stop and a fascinating look at parts of Germany after a 10 year absence. What I want to know now is where else is there Sausage Side that I need to take a look at?