Sausage porn

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My stopping drinking doesn't stop me having 12 Becks Blue then getting an urge for greasy food.

6x Sainsbury's posh sausages in fridge on last day before bin; just cooking them now.

One split.

Tell me, honestly, you wouldn't.

Tell me that and I'll call you a liar.
 
.... the lucky minx. I think her aunty may have been next to, but not quite in, the centre of a 10 man rat pack sausage tin in the late 80s. Or her mum.
 
I was expecting a threesome - one squaddie, two sausages.
 

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My stopping drinking doesn't stop me having 12 Becks Blue then getting an urge for greasy food.

6x Sainsbury's posh sausages in fridge on last day before bin; just cooking them now.

One split.

Tell me, honestly, you wouldn't.

Tell me that and I'll call you a liar.
looks more like the prolapsed anus of a drowning victim
don’t ask me how I know this
just accept it
 
It looks like something I've shat out after a Vindaloo
 
The OP may have stopped drinking but he's clearly not stopped sniffing glue
 

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