Sausage or an egg?

[Charlie4]

There's a sausage and an egg in a frying pan, and the sausage says "Bloody hell, it's hot in here.

The egg says "Fuck me! A talking sausage!

 

[AlienFTM]

One Sunday morning to our horror we discovered that Zero Alpha had bought six Lidl Outdoor Bred Pork Sausages instead of six Lidl Outdoor Bred Pork Chipolatas with which to make pigs in blankets with the chicken roast, using Lidl Honey Cured Streaky Bacon.

Hogs in Blankets. That's what I want to be.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

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Richmond ‘meat free’ sausages? And they differ from normal Richmond sausages how?

 

[Bacongrills]

What would you rather be?

I’m not particularly ambitious so my choice would be a Richmond sausage, pan fried with plenty of pepper.

Ta

Wanting to be a Richmond sausage is pretty low achieving.

Even I can't eat those mucky things and I get my food out of bins.

 

[S11Blade]

Wanting to be a Richmond sausage = mum said third time lucky son at the five miler of death. And knew you were going to feck it up again.

 

[BossHogg]

One Sunday morning to our horror we discovered that Zero Alpha had bought six Lidl Outdoor Bred Pork Sausages instead of six Lidl Outdoor Bred Pork Chipolatas with which to make pigs in blankets with the chicken roast, using Lidl Honey Cured Streaky Bacon.

Hogs in Blankets. That's what I want to be.

I'm under my duvet at the moment, not a blanket.

 

[Ruckerwocman]

Wanting to be a Richmond sausage is pretty low achieving.

Even I can't eat those mucky things and I get my food out of bins.

@Kirkz walt. Standing around at an intersection with a cardboard sign that says "Homeless vet; please help" gets some play too.

 

[gaijin]

I would be an egg

At least that way I would get laid.

 

[kelvin_273]

Naturlich

 

[Fake Sheikh]

Rosamund Pike's love eggs.

Can I be next?

 

[Gremlin]

Nope. I'm up there for the duration, until she gets smelly.

 

[Charlie4]

I would be an egg

At least that way I would get laid.

Allow Me...

 

[Effendi]

Bratti food of my younger days

Not just any bratty, but a Thuringer bratwurst.

 

[Grim_Squeaker85]

Both. with bacon.