Sausage Found In Bunk Bed!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SausageDog, May 25, 2013.

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  1. Ok, so I've been away for a while and on trying to catch up it appears all I've missed is quite a lot.

    I've managed to fathom that some drunk bugger died in Amsterdam, some other bugger (PA) became a bit racist in one of his posts and was told off, causing him to leave this site, forever, and ever!

    Erm, what else? Oh yes, Mike (aka para) Golden bollocks is back on the social nitwitworking sites flaunting his cheesy tat and rusty old 4x4.

    So what else have I missed?:-|
     
  2. Oh and what ever happened to Aaron8? Did he marry Jarrod in the end?
     
  3. Snail railed impotently against the In-Crowd and was banished to the outer darkness.
     
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  4. Sounds a bit 'Star Wars' got any links for my long catch up recuperation?


    ...and thanks
     
  5. That's the new slang for pestering FB, is it?
     
  6. FB? FaceBook? Frosty Bollocks? Fungal Bacteria? Feargal Barky?

    Come on guys, I need specifics, not code!! :1:
     
  7. Try them all. You're sure to find her online on at least one of them.
     
  8. Ok, anyone want to be less cryptic? What the fuck has been going on?
     
  9. Charging over the horizon like some Internet White Knight is unlikely to get you a shag.
     
  10. All watching the boxing mate
     
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  11. Froch Kessler, more drama than on here