Ok, so I've been away for a while and on trying to catch up it appears all I've missed is quite a lot. I've managed to fathom that some drunk bugger died in Amsterdam, some other bugger (PA) became a bit racist in one of his posts and was told off, causing him to leave this site, forever, and ever! Erm, what else? Oh yes, Mike (aka para) Golden bollocks is back on the social nitwitworking sites flaunting his cheesy tat and rusty old 4x4. So what else have I missed?