A man goes to the council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed forces?" "Yes," he says " I was in the army for three years and served in Iraq." The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks " Are you disabled in any way? " The man says "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my teasticles off." The interviewer tells the man "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00AM. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 am." The man is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00pm then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?" "This council job "the interviewer replies."For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls..... no point in you coming in for that."