Saturday.....dont say I never give you lot anything!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SCLI, Jan 5, 2008.

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  1. nice one. kept me amused for a few mins...
  2. FAN-'KIN-Tastics!!

    That cost me 2 hours and a dozen box of kleenex!!!
  3. beats littlewoods catalog no sticky pages, just whip the screen clean...
  4. Have you put her in the thong? I am LOVING THIS WEBSITE!!!
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    You sir are a true gent, I take my hat off to you!
  6. The wife just caught me 'doing research' and asked why I wasn't 'researching' models that are more her size!!!

    I should really be more tactful with my come backs... but if she's going to tee them....
  7. Did you tell Mrs Paddle that they don't do models that size...I'm sure she will love that comment
  8. Where's the crutchless options?????
  9. I thank you sincerly

    my poor right arm does not thank you
  10. Sadly, no "Commando" lingerie. :(
  11. They all end up crotchless eventually!
  12. Is it me or does the default bint need to shed a few pounds off the tops of her thighs?

    I know, I know, and I've had worse too, I'm only asking!