Satanists Turn Fred Phelps' Mum Gay

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Jul 17, 2013.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  2. I'm ok with it so far.

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  3. Have I turned into a really sensitive little flower or is this not actually much better than what the Westboro loons get up to?
  4. I fucked the Pastor and he liked it the dirty old fruit. Screaming for mercy and his prostate the filthy old cunt.
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  5. Phelps certainly needs to be fucked, though I suggest this needs to be metaphorical & involving a brush shredder, rather than actual & involving your love sausage.
  6. Please let him mean Vanessa!
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  7. Mate, you've seriously got to work on those chat up lines.

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  8. Didn't read the link, don't need to, 'cos this is a strong contender for ARRSE Thread Title Of The Year.
  9. Fred Phelps is a f@cking great bloke and his followers certainly deserve him!