Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by Mata_Hari, Aug 30, 2005.
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I always fancied getting myself an SASC guy with a sense of humour and big arms.....Do they exist?
You on Drugs
depends are you CDT????
i know i'm thick but wot is sasc?
Small Arms School Corps - Corps of Corporals.
M_H - you'll be very lucky to find one under 40, and they aren't as a rule known for their sense of humour
That said, they do have a very nice capbadge.
fancy a nice capbadge myself lol
I know plenty under 40 but you are right the sense of humour is their weak point No matter my search will continue
Can't you just don your white stiletto heels and wash faded black ski pants and toddle off down to the local drinking den frequented by these 'Gentlemen' after training/exercise with a nice dinner stained T-shirt declaring 'Squaddie Sp*nk Needed, Please Give Freely' printed on it?
Save soooooooo much time.
Beebs a woman of your expertise makes these things sound so easy. I have tried all the usual luring techniques however short of going to Brecon on a drinking spree and hoping I get one drunk enough Then I will have to resort to advertise like the cheap (well cheapish) tart that I am !
Darling! If I'm ever seen squeezing my lumpy ARRSE into ski pants it's been agreed it'll be open hunting season on the fat bird! Enough meat to feed a family of 4 for a fortnight! But like the Christmas Turkey you can only take so much dried up old white meat, or maybe you could prove us wrong on that......
I'm sure that dragging drunks back to your gaff won't be a new experience, , why not post a nice big, full frontal shot of what you've got to offer in the gallery, or here on thread, and see if you can hook a sober one!
Please Beebs ! What the hell would I do with a sober squaddie???? Answers on a post card to ................
As for posting my mug shot on here. There are enough people who know who I am ...infamy is not something I seek, besides that Beebs do you not think there is enough suffering in the British Army with out inflicting me on them?
....so you do it for the boys in a professional capacity? Good oh! Price list up, knickers down, let's get the line moving!
I had such high hopes for you Beebs...... My services are free of course...why else do you think I am looking for the lowliest of the low
I was hoping that I could inject them with a little "Je ne sais quoi", instead of them injecting me......if you know what i mean
Anyways, back to work... There are those of us serving that still serve.
....and AGAIN with the advertising.......
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