Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by phil245, Jan 28, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    A couple went to a marriage councillor; the councillor asked what the problem was. The wife says “I don’t get any pleasure from sex because of my husband’s job”. The councillor says “what does your husband do for a living?” The woman says “He’s in the SAS and their trained to get in and out without anyone noticing”
  2. remember that one from a Jasper Carrott TV show - it's still a classic!
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  4. Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about a Swedish airline and their trolley dollies.