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A couple went to a marriage councillor; the councillor asked what the problem was. The wife says “I don’t get any pleasure from sex because of my husband’s job”. The councillor says “what does your husband do for a living?” The woman says “He’s in the SAS and their trained to get in and out without anyone noticing”
q. How many sas programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Unfortunately, sas programmers can't do that yet. That feature is scheduled to be added in sas 9.5.
Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about a Swedish airline and their trolley dollies.

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