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SAS Soldiers - The Best

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A taliban commander is patrolling when he hears a shout from behind a sand dune.

"One SAS soldier is better than ten taliban fighters"

The commander is enraged at this cheek so quickly sends his 10 best soldiers over the dune.

A few shots can be heard. When all is quiet there is no sign of the ten fighters. Another shout rings out.

"One SAS soldier is better than 100 taliban fighters!"

The enraged commander rustles up 100 fighters and sends them over the dune. A firefight erupts. When all is quiet there is no sign of the taliban fighters. Another shot rings out.

"One SAS soldier is better than 1000 taliban fighters!"

The commander, now livid, sends 1000 fighters over the dune. A firefight lasting one hour ensures. When all is quiet, one dying fighter crawls back over the dune and into the arms of his commander.

"Don't send any more fighters. It's a trap. There's two of them!"
 

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