SAS selection

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  1. An Englishman, Jock and Irishman have just passed SAS Selection training in Breacon.

    The O/C approaches them and says......well done there chaps just one last thing to prove your metal and continuation of training you will have to carry out the following task.

    He approaches the Englishman and whispers 'right here's an SLR with a fully charged magazine now go into the house round the corner your wife and kids are there...go and put a bullet through their heads'

    The Englishman immediately refuses and is sent to the Platform.

    The same question is asked to the Jock...he swigs a bottle of bells mulls it over and cries 'I just cannee do that!!!'

    When he approaches paddy he immediately accepts and charges off to the house....the O/C looks on.

    A few moment passes before all you can here is screaming. The O/C immediately runs into the house to find Paddy stabbing his wife and kids with a knife.

    O/C 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??'

    Paddy replies 'SOME B*STARD CHARGED MY MAGAZINE WITH BLANKS!!!'
     
  2. :lol: Another great truism