SAS Selection advice

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by jemadarjo, Apr 23, 2011.

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  1. for easter, should I get the good lady a, Thorntons Sugar and Spice selection box, or stick to the traditional chocky egg, any advice
  2. How about your suicide?
  3. Just get her a real man who can satify her.
  4. Nah, thats too easy. I bought an axe from B&Q yesterday, I think that'd be much more fun.
  5. could you satify my bird
  6. The fat cow's probably had enough chocolate
  7. Get her a cadbury's creme egg, the you can craftily slip it up her hoop when you're doing her 'a la greque' won't that be a kinder surprise?

    see what I did there?
  8. Get her some decent boots and a secondary compass.
  9. So she's not doing the Fan Dance then? I was about to offer my help and advice.Shame really,as I haven't mentioned it for the past 23 hours.
  10. HHH

    HHH LE

    Get her a Strap-on And Snickers, then she can eat the chocolate while doing you up the hoop!