SAS joke

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by radoxme, Apr 5, 2011.

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  1. What is the difference between the SAS and a smoker?

    When a smoker cracks open Embassies they don't try to smoke the lot!

    See the yellow highlighted paragraph in the link to explain the logic:

    Operation Nimrod

    I would not have cared much if they had finished him by the way, but I am glad they didn't.
  2. Got any more? I fucking hope not you dull kunt!

  3. Ooooooooohhhhhhhh you steely devil, I wouldn't kick sand in your face on the beach!
  4. HHH

    HHH LE

    It's the way you tell them, so it is, that really cracked me up, don't tell me anymore or I'm going to wet myself laughing.
  5. thats not funny, as 1834648393285653202857576769750322 man on the balcony I'll see you in court
  6. I've bought myself a chinchilla.

    That should keep my face nice and cool in this warm weather
  7. You made me spill vimto on my keyboard.

    I'll see you in court.
  8. 3 SAS members walked in to a bar, then everybody in the nearby vacinity were stealthily eliminated so it basically never happened and now they keep it beetween themselves